Views From The Armchair - November 2004

"Views From The `Footiemad` Armchair
Diary Of A Season November 2004

Monday 1st November 2004
"That's the last time you run that mechanical asshole in here without an exhaust hose... I catch you doing it one time, and you're out, you understand? (Film)"
Christine: Correctly answered by KirstyMD

Prior to signing Djibril Cisse, who was Liverpool's record purchase?
Emile Heskey: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

It's all back to normality after a few days in the North-West, re-charging the proverbial batteries, visiting some of the in-laws (and a nice day was spent with them) and doing generally touristy things. So, whilst the South-West was washed out with almost constant rain, we had a week of windy weather, yet dry weather, apart from the odd shower at night.

Much against my better judgement, we did do Blackpool Tower, although my heart did return to a normal pattern when we discovered that it was too windy to go right to the top. There was enough to keep the kids occupied in the Tower besides though, including a full circus show lasting around 90 minutes which was included in the price. At the Pleasure Beach, I was dragged onto the Log Flume on two occasions as they did their best to ensure that I was dripping wet my the time we left. We also went on the smaller and slower children's version, although somewhat ironically, you got even wetter on that one despite the actual end-drop being a fraction of the full size ride.

Most memorable from the week has to have been the final evening when our caravan, situated at a remote site overlooking Morecambe Bay, was one of many to experience a power failure. Indeed the entire site went out at around 3:45pm and we were told that it was down to a problem in nearby Lancaster which they'd hoped would be sorted within two hours. By 7pm, only the light of the gas fire lit the caravan so we went for a wander out to the seafront to see 80% of the horizon well lit and the remainder, like us, in darkness. Thankfully a kindly on-site resident let us have some tea-light candles which, whilst not ideal, certainly gave enough light to help us play a few games to pass the time. Having eventually decided to all sleep in the living area in front of the candles and gas fire, we settled down to sleep and were only awoken when the power came back on....at 4:15am the following morning - a full twelve and a half hours later!!

Football wise, Leeds have lost three times since I last wrote anything here so I'll not dwell on that! The Battle of Old Trafford recommenced on the Sunday that I was away and ironically we spent the day at the nearby Trafford Centre which is around 4-5 miles from the Stadium itself, although wisely left before the game ended and we were snarled up with the rest of the football traffic on the M60 and M6. Sadly, despite being eight days on, the aftermath still threatens to hog the back pages with dossiers and videos seemingly being prepared and sent to the FA on a daily basis. This doesn't exactly help either club by dragging matters on and surely now it's time to put an end to it....at least until they meet at Highbury anyway.

Moving on to this weekend and it's somewhat strange that after beating Arsenal, thereby ending that remarkable record of the North Londoners, Man United failed to capitalise this weekend against Portsmouth. It's been said before, but with the likes of Alan Smith, Wayne Rooney and Gabriel Heinze added to the squad, not to mention Rio's return, then the club should be challenging for the title again and not only out of the Champions League spots at present, but no even in a UEFA Cup place! This should, and almost certainly will, change, however you can only wonder how Everton fans feel at present as, having lost Rooney, they proudly sit in third place, six points above United.

A final word today on Djibril Cisse. Okay, he's hardly set the Prem alight this season as many felt and hoped that he would, however no-one wants to see the sort of injury that he collected on Saturday inflicted on anyone. No fault should be aimed at Blackburn's James McEveley whose tackle caused the broken leg as it's the sort of challenge that happens in every stadium on every weekend of the season and I can only assume that Cisse's studs got caught in the pitch as it happened. Basically, a cruel twist of fate. The pics in the paper showed the full horror of the break and was reminiscent of Larsson, Nilis and Busst. Lets hope that he can follow Larsson and return to the game in a few months.

Tuesday 2nd November 2004
"How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace? When I stand here taking every breath with you." (Song)

Last season (03-04), which club scored five league goals in the two games against Man United, but still lost both matches?
Everton (lost 3-2 at Old Trafford and 4-3 at Goodison): Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Willo Flood must be one of the best named players in the Premiership at the moment. Sounding like one of the those American towns in the movies which always seems to get affected by disaster (Darkness Falls or Dante's Peak), he is actually a 19-year old Irishman who is making an impact at Man City and scored his first league goal last night in the draw against Norwich. Whilst his fine first time volley owed a lot to Norwich keeper Robert Green for letting the ball bounce between his hands, it shouldn't alter the fact that this was a good all round display from the youngster. He looks confident and not afraid to take opponents on and whilst he will ultimately become aware of better options around him, he certainly looks an excellent future prospect for the future. As for Norwich, well they're still without a win, but ironically not bottom due to the high number of draws this season. A win cannot be far away surely as they are playing decent football without quite getting the breaks in fromnt of goal, although Man City will point to a late handball in the area at the other end which should have earned them a late penalty.

As I type, the latest `breaking news` is that Aston Villa have been charged with making an illegal approach to James Beattie in the summer as they tried to sign the Southampton striker. It's also stated that the club are facing a `hefty fine`. Now, I'm not any sort of legal eagle and I don't claim to know the exact rules as regards approaching a club or player regarding a potential transfer, so I'm assuming that this `illegal approach` is similar to last season's buzzphrase of `tapping up`. Clearly there`s a lot going on that we aren't aware of, however if the footballing authorities really want to clamp down on these, which they obviously see as a major problem, then the `hefty fine` route is only half the battle. By all means fine the clubs involved, but to many it would make little difference as they could easily afford it or are so heavily in debt anyway that any more hardly matters. Why not dock them points as well, thereby hitting the club where it hurts in more ways than one? If it can be done for fielding illegible players, why not for other offences?

Wednesday 3rd November 2004
"..and the sickest joke was the price of the medicine, are you laughing at me now may I please laugh along with you?" (Song)

Apart from the semi-final against Monaco, Chelsea only lost one Champions League game last season (03-04). Against who?

Following last night's Matchday four games in the Champions League, it's good to see that both London clubs remain unbeaten - but that's where the similarity ends! Chelsea kicked off early due to playing in Moscow and although they rode their luck, notably thanks to CSKA blazing a penalty over the bar, they held out for a 1-0 win, which not only maintained their 100% record, but also guaranteed them a place in the knock out stages. Therefore, they can relax a little for the final two group games. Boss Jose Morinho has the option to juggle his team around, rest a few players, give a few a run out and some European experience. In short, the hard work has been done....

...Not so with Arsenal! Yes, they remain unbeaten in Europe this season, however for the third game on the bounce, they've taken the lead and squandered it, turning three points into one on a trio of seperate occasions. By rights, they should have won at least three of their four games and, like Chelsea, should be looking forward to a spot in the final sixteen. But football isn't like that. Mistakes get punished and complacency, if that's what it is, is seized upon and for Arsenal in Europe, it's happening a little too often. So whilst Chelsea can look forward to a little less pressure over the next two European matches, Arsenal travel to Holland in three weeks knowing that a further slip could see them drop from second in the table and be on the verge of elimination. Okay, I don't think it will happen and I sincerley hope that it doesn't, but you never know...!

Thursday 4th November 2004
"The only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story. And this one, is very good. This one is perfect." (Film)
Secret Window: Correctly answered by KirstyMD

Which current Man United player once scored four goals for a different Prem club away from home in a UEFA Cup game?
Alan Smith (Hapoel Tel Aviv 1 Leeds 4 - 2002-3): Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

I'll come clean now and admit that I only saw the last twenty minutes of Ruud van Nistelrooy 4 Sparta Prague 1 last night, largely as I decided to watch a film instead with my wife (from which today's quote comes!) as Man United almost always win at home to `lesser` teams and Liverpool almost always lose away in Spain. So, okay, I was half right, but it shouldn't detract from an amazing personal display from the Dutchman, even though the last goal was offside and the penalty, as I understand, was somewhat dodgy. Scoring four in a Champions League game is a remarkable achievement from a guy who is threatening to re-write the record books as I believe he's now at something like 35 goals in 36 CL appearances which is totally out of this world! That aside, it's also put United on the brink of reaching the knock out phases, needing either a win at home to Lyon in three weeks or a draw against Fenerbache in the final game. The only reservation remains that United never really looked like the side we've come to begrudgingly admire over the years and, as was mentioned in commentary, better sides are likely to take advantage of these problems, although I daresay Sir Alex is working to eliminate them as we speak. Finally, it's ironic that whilst Arsenal struggle in Europe but dominate domestically, Man Unted are the total opposite!

As for Liverpool, they totally proved me wrong with a win against faltering Deportivo. Okay, it took a lucky own goal to clinch all three points, but a win is a win regardless of how it arrives and, according to reports, Liverpool thoroughly deserved it over the entire game. With three clubs seperated by just one point in the group, qualification looks a possibility rather than a probability, however they travel to Monaco next, who are a point below them, whilst league leaders Olympiakos go to Anfield for the final group game. Defeat in France would give Liverpool a mountain to climb, so it'll be interesting to see how they approach that game as a draw will keep them in the top two before the last match. Personally, I think they'll qualify, but only by the skin of their teeth.

Friday 5th November 2004
"It was a cold and wet December day when we touched the ground at JFK. Snow was melting on the ground. On BLS I heard the sound." (Song)

Bolo Zenden began his career with which Dutch club?

All things considered, it's been a good week in Europe for our Premiership clubs. Excellent wins for Man United, Liverpool and Chelsea in the Champions League were followed up last night by 2-0 home wins for Newcastle and Middlesbrough in the new UEFA Cup group stage which, thanks to the format of the competition, puts both clubs on the verge of qualification after just two games. Although they kicked off half an hour apart, they still clashed which meant that channel hopping was much in evidence, although just for a change, I managed to catch three of the four goals scored, only missing Craig Bellamy's for Newcastle. Boro in particular will be delighted with their win over Lazio, especially as from what I saw of the game, they largely dominated and rarely looked in any sort of danger. Steve McLaren is in the process of doing an excellent job at the Riverside and as long as the England work doesn't hinder him, here is a coach and a club that are both going places.

Due to a combination of late papers, illness and school trips, I was somewhat later than usual going round with a few papers earlier this week. Having stopped at the bottom of one customer's driveway, I was met by the gentleman at his front door who informed me that he'd just contacted the shop and was told that his papers would be a little late. We had a decent chat and he mentioned that he was a new customer and had we had any luck getting hold of his Psychic News magazine. I said that we had received it today and that I'd forgotten to bring it with me and that I'd send it tomorrow, which he was fine up. As I wandered back to the car, I had a wry chuckle to myself as, if he has that magazine on a regular basis, then he could probably foresee these problems before us!!

Saturday 6th November 2004
"I've been waiting all day for ya babe. So wont ya come and sit and talk to me. Tell me how we are gonna be together always. Hope you know when it's late at night." (Song)

In May 2000, Spurs paid a record �11m for which striker?
Sergei Rebrov: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

`Twas a momentus day in the Prem day as Arsenal slipped off the top of the table for the first time since January! Chelsea's home win against Everton, coupled with the Gunners losing a lead for the third game in a row in the evening game against Palace saw them drop to second and Jose Morinho's side take over at the summit. Arsenal are going through a mini crisis by their exceptionally high standards and it's almost a shock to see them not at the top. They've not won in the league since beating Villa in mid October and whilst many clubs would covet second place, to the Gunners it's not good enough and it'll be interested to see them take on local rivals Spurs next week to see how they react....

....However, speaking of clubs in crisis, Spurs are the epitomy having stunningly lost their manager last night due to `personal reasons`, begging the question that if he quit of his own accord, how come Jacques Santini gets a �3m pay off? It got little better on the field as they went 3-0 down at home to Charlton inside 50 minutes today and although they recovered to a respectable 3-2 defeat, all is not well at the Lane and Monday's press conference should be hugely interesting as regards what will happen to the leadership at the club in the near future. As for Santini, he may not have quite been in the same managerial realm as Steve Coppell at Man City or Brian Clough at Leeds, but you can't imagine him going down into Spurs folklore for the right reasons!

It's not unusual for players to return and haunt their former clubs, so I wasn'tr entirely surprised to see David Healy score for us at Preston today, less than three weeks after leaving! That said, him scoring twice and Leeds winning 4-2 was somewhat above my expectations, not that I'm complaining of course!

Back to Spurs, who've now scored eight goals in the league all season. Compare that to Scots Third Division side Gretna who netted EIGHT today at Cowdenbeath, including six in the first half! Also in the same division, credit East Stirling who won at Elgin today, their first victory since the final day of last season. Indeed they only won twice in the whole of last season - both against Elgin ironically!!

Sunday 7th November 2004
"Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead." (Film)
The Others: Correctly answered by KirstyMD

Which three brothers made 25 appearences together for Southampton in the late 1980s?
Ray, Rod and Danny Wallace: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Wow, what an afternoon of live football! Not many goals, but plenty to keep the edge of the seat warmed up. After starting work at 4am and only finishing nine hours later, I must admit to falling asleep watching the first half of Middlesbrough v Bolton, although I suspect that I wasn't the only one in that respect. Indeed if ever a game could be described as a `twenty minute match`, then this was it. Okay, Mark Viduka hit the post early in the second half, but only late on when Bolton scored did it really take off. Jussi Jaaskelainen's red card was inevitable, although I felt that the contact on Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink was on the line of the area and therefore a penalty, however it's a narrow margin for officials, especially when they get one look from one angle and don't have the benefit of super slo-mo replays! Equally, George Boateng's late equaliser was well deserved as, to quote Alan McInally (or was it Chris Kamara?) from yesterday's Spurs-Charlton game, Boro didn't only throw the kitchen sink at their opponents, but all of the appliances as well. Great game...for the last twenty minutes anyway!

There was barely time to catch breath after that before cameras switched to Old Trafford for the Manchester derby and whilst I take a little satisfaction to see United misfiring again in front of goal, I don't perhaps take the joy that many Leeds fans probably did when Alan Smith was sent off. In fact, the only gloating I could make is that we've seen it all before from the hot-headed striker. It almost always happens when his frustration gets the better of him and at Leeds, that happened all too often although in the final months he did simmer down and, as was mentioned in commentary, the first booking (for an awful late tackle it has to be said) was his first of this calendar year. Sadly for him, it was followed too soon by another. Now, when he's been sent off in the past for Leeds, the media have rubbed their hands and brought out the readily available lists of all his previous red cards. Now he's at United, I wonder if the same will happen....? That aside though, great defensive display from City, especially Distin and Dunne and you just wonder what is in store for United this season. Sooner or later, someone will get demolished by six or seven by them, however that might end up being the highlight of a disappointing season.

Monday 8th November 2004
"You done me wrong, your time is up. You took a sip from the Devil's cup." (Song)

Which Italian international briefly managed Crystal Palace in the late 1990s?
Attilio Lombardo: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

"After what happened against Arsenal, we're going to be penalised for that." - Those were the post match comments made by Sir Alex Ferguson after yesterday's Manchester derby endless goalless and United had two decent penalty shouts turned down. He went on to add that one of his players would have needed to have been hit by an axe to have been given a spot kick! A classic example of `what goes around, comes around` then isn't it. Maybe he's right that United are being `punished` for Wayne Rooney's dying swan dive against Arsenal, so maybe to avoid such problems in the future, perhaps it would be worth drumming it into his players NOT TO DIVE!! Cristiano Ronaldo has been the expert since he arrived at the club, Rooney isn't too bad at it and yesterday even Ryan Giggs tried to get in on the act. Clean up the divers and maybe the great British public would be a little more sympathetic

Isn't it strange how you take things totally for granted without realising it? Currently I'm driving around in a hired car at work (hired by my boss I should add!) and although there are subtle changes between this one and my own car at home, it's very hard adjusting between the two. Thankfully the wipers and indicators are in the same positions on both cars, eliminating the risk of switching on the wipers when trying to turn right, however the clutch pedal on the hire car is stiffer than in mine and reverse gear is in a different position on the gear stick. So today in Bath on two separate occasions, I had my own car in fifth gear when it should have been in reverse and it almost stalled both times. Any chance of a standardised gearstick car manufacturers?

Tuesday 9th November 2004
"And the women tug their hair, like they're trying to prove it won't fall out. And all the men are gargoyles, dipped long in Irish stout." (Song)

When Liverpool won the European Cup in 1977, which person, also in the news very recently, was captain of their opponents in the Final?
Berti Vogts: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

When I first became interested in football around 1975-ish, one of the big three clubs (along with Derby and of course Leeds), were Liverpool and although their appearance in the 75 European Cup Final was enough for me to latch onto Leeds, it was ultimately Liverpool whose domination of the decade became the stuff of legends, including two successive European Cup wins of their own. Despite no live league football on the box, the likes of Match of the Day and The Big Match made household names of the players and it was with total shock today that I heard of the death of Liverpool's captain during that era, Emlyn Hughes. Aged just 57, he sadly passed away after suffering a brain tumour and whilst usually in these circumstances, the world and his wife proclaims the strengths of the person recently lost, Hughes was almost one of a kind. His player credentials are unprecedented, however off the pitch, his instantly recognisable voice was as legendary as his laugh and his excellent sense of humour shone across on early screenings of A Question Of Sport. He also captained England on 25 occasions and won the footballer of the Year award in 1977, the year that Liverpool so nearly did the treble a full twenty-two years before Man United achieved it, so whilst the word `legend` is often over-used, it's surely warranted for `Crazy Horse`. In later years, he upset some Leeds fans with comments made in The Daily Mirror in the 80s I believe, however I wasn't even aware of these musings until a few months ago when it came up on a mailing list, so no animosity from me. It's odd that since the death of Diana, Princess of Wales, the great British Public have almost become more open when someone famous passes away and that a show of public grief is almost expected, even though on some occasions it does go a little over the top. Doubtless Liverpool fans from far and wide will look back fondly on Emlyn Hughes, however they won't be the only ones this time, especially those of us brought up on the 70s style of football. The Heaven XI has suddenly become much stronger today...

Wednesday 10th November 2004
"The air attack warning sounds like. This is the sound. When you hear the air attack warning, You and your family must take cover." (Song)

From 1955 to 1985, Southampton only had TWO managers. Who were they?

Although the League/Carling Cup is often knocked and treated as a competition to give the reserve players a go, there will be two managers looking back on last night's games with very differing views this morning. Take new Spurs chief Martin Jol to begin with. His first game is a `potential banana skin` (Copyright The Media) at Burnley when anything less than a win will be treated as abject failure. Thankfully for the Dutchman, a 3-0 victory started his managerial career off with a bang and he'll hope that Spurs can take their Carling Cup goal exploits (13 in three AWAY games!) into the league. On the flip side, we have Steve Wigley. Still without a league win as Southampton boss, yet came within a whisker of winning at Highbury just over a week ago. Last night Saints were walloped 5-2 at Watford and his days looked numbered to say the least. The one saving grace, if he lasts, is possibly Saturday when they take on local rivals Portsmouth. Win and he'll be a local hero, at least until the next game. Lose and he might as well not set foot in the city again.

Whilst my wife and I both work in the same shop, we very rarely work together. Yesterday, due to staff holidays and illness, we covered the afternoon between us and decided that revamping the window displays would be a decent plan. Now, most of these hadn't been touched for years rather than months and naturally there were various accumulations of old posters, dust, general rubbish and cobwebs lurking once I'd moved the card stands to get into the window. Now, with the latter, comes spiders - and we both have a morbid phobia of the little scuttling sods and whilst my approach usually involves taking a step or two back and crushing them with something big and heavy, my wife's tact invariably starts with a screech and then a machine-gun style verbal assault comprising the same swear word repeated a few times, usually until she's well out of sight. This was certainly the case yesterday, culminating in a dash back to the sanctuary of the counter at a speed last seen at the Olympics 100m final. The poor chap browsing at the computer magazines must have thought we'd been bombed!

Thursday 11th November 2004
"I was dreamin' when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray. But when I woke up this morning, could have sworn it was judgment day." (Song)

On Feb 22nd 1997, what `first` did the Div 2 game between Chesterfield and Plymouth provide?
The first time in a league match that FIVE players had been sent off (two Chesterfield, three Plymouth): Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Ahead of last night's televised Carling Cup game between Newcastle and Chelsea, I was really looking forward to watching a decent match between two good teams. As it turned out, it did little except allow me to catch up on some much needed sleep. It was pretty dire stuff with both clubs seemingly concerned about losing rather than going for a win and after 90 goalless minutes, I decided that the best bet was simply taping extra time and going onto bed. Ultimately I did miss both goals as Chelsea clinched victory thanks to two substitutes, however the highlight of what I did see has to have been that miss in the second half by Tiago who burst through on goal, only to shoot wide from six yards with only the keeper to beat. It was at about that stage when I figured that bed was a better bet than extra time!

And so to the draw for the next round which has given us some really mouth-watering clashes, although I thought that about Newcastle v Chelsea! In fairness, Watford v Portsmouth will appeal to few outside of fans of either club and whilst Spurs v Liverpool looks good on paper, I somehow doubt that Sky will choose it for live coverage. My bet(s) would be the West London derby between Fulham and Chelsea, which mirrors the fixture for this coming weekend, and naturally enough, the game at Old Trafford between Man United and Arsenal. As Sir Alex stated after the draw, the FA must be wondering what they've done to deserve this tie, however you do wonder just how many of the `first choice` stars will be on show? Will Van Nistelrooy and Keane play? Will Henry and Vieira feature? Will it be a matter of Man United reserves v Arsenal B team? It's anyone's guess really, but I reckon that neither will field their strongest XI, feeling that with the forthcoming fixtures in December and January coming thick and fast, it may even be a blessing in disguise if they lose! Or maybe I'm being paranoid.

Friday 12th November 2004
"I can put my hands on two turkeys in Bradford." - "Two? We've got a hundred and fifty people coming and Jesus isn't one of them!" (Film)
A Private Function: Correctly answered by KirstyMD

Against which club did Harry Kewell score his final goal for Leeds?
Arsenal: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

The back page of today's Daily Mail invites us to `meet the player on �65,000 a week, who hasn't scored this season and is overweight.` My curiosity got the better of me and I had to take a look inside to find the player in question is none other than Harry Kewell! Yep, the former Leeds star who we sold to Liverpool for a pitance can't quite find his niche at Anfield and the pressure is beginning to mount. Just seven league goals last season, the last of which was at Elland Road ironically, was hardly an ideal start, yet it showed him for the enigma that he is. At Leeds, when he was good he was superb, hence the high price tag that we'd all expected to receive, however when he wasn't on song, he was at best, frustrating and there in a nutshell you have the dilemma. He's an excellent talent who shows far too much of the latter and nowhere near enough of the former. Liverpool feel that things aren't helped by him being asked to travel halfway around the world for internationals. No kidding! We said that for six years, only to be accused of everything and anything by SoccerOz or whatever they're called. Kewell may get his career back on track and I hope that he does. Failing that, maybe the pitance Leeds were paid was more accurate than originally thought.

Being out and about in the early hours, I do try and be as quiet as possible, even at 6:30am as this morning when many are beginning to wake from their slumber. Naively, I feel that others should try and do the same, however this isn't always the case as, when out and about today, I heard a distance scraping noise which would stop for a few seconds and then start up again. As I got closer, it obviously got louder and I remainded curious as to the cause. Eventually when I got into a certain street, the decible level was easily high enough to wake most of the people in the surrounding area and I could clearly see what was causing the noise. An elderly chap was dragging his large black plastic recycling box down his tarmaced driveway and was using his crutches to do the dragging. He'd stop for breath every few seconds and then drag it a little more until it was finally at the bottom of his drive. I can only assume that he was partially deaf or simply had no concerns about waking the neighbours as, when he got around to closing his metal gate, that was done with a slam and loud clunk as well. It mattered little by then as most of the estate were probably awake anyway.

Saturday 13th November 2004
"Uno, dos, tres, catorce. Turn it up loud, captain." (Song)

Which two clubs, neither of which are currently in the Prem, battled out a top flight nine-goal thriller in February 2000?
West Ham 5 Bradford 4: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Just before I finished work today, I was chatting to a chap and mentioned that I wanted to get home in time to watch the Spurs-Arsenal game on Sky. He mentioned that he might watch it, but wasn't too concerned as `local derbies` are always low scoring, dull games with occasional moments of excitement.` He still wasn't convinced when I said that there is always something to talk about after them and at full time today, I wondered if he did actually get around to watching one of the most remarkable games in Premiership history. That `low scoring` encounter ended up 5-4 to Arsenal in a masterclass in how not to defend. Certainly not for the pureists, but for those like me looking for a decent game to watch over dinner, it was terrific and, at the end, even my daughter watched the final ten minutes or so, probably as she was fed up with me saying, `There's another goal....` Ultimately, it was one to keep on video and look back on in the future as a match with will not only go down in North London folklore, but also in English football in general.

All told it was quite an afternoon for goals with 32 scored in the eight games, although one of the most significant came in the 71st minute at St Marys when Kevin Phillips netted the winner for Southampton against local rivals Portsmouth, a goal which may have earned boss Steve Wigley a stay of execution, although it's worth remembering what happened after their other league win this season, namely that Paul Sturrock was sacked! More London derby action as Chelsea regained top spot from Arsenal with a thumping win at Fulham Mourinho's side really do seem to have clicked now and are coupling their mean defence with an attack which can score goals at will, which is some combination when going for the title. Player of the day was probably Milan Baros of Liverpool who scored a hat trick, albeit with the help of two penalties, as Liverpool scored a last minute winner to beat Palace. The Anfield side really needed that win after losing at home last week.

Final word is on Leeds. No takeover yesterday and it looks like the stadium will need to be sold. Oh, and a 1-0 defeat at Ipswich this afternoon. Situation normal.

Sunday 14th November 2004
"I've eaten things that didn't complain this much." (Film)
Ice Age: Correctly answered by KirstyMD

Bryan Robson twice scored for England AT WEMBLEY inside the opening minute of play, once in 1989 and previously seven years earlier. Who were the two opponents?

Once again this afternoon we saw Manchester United's ability to turn on the style in a so-called `bigger game` as they won at Newcastle 3-1. Whilst they held back a little in the early stages of the second half, their `keep ball` play after they'd gone 2-1 ahead was a classic example of how to grind a team down, especially when the opposing side are losing, and ultimately it restricted Newcastle to very few chances in the final stages and proved just what a superb side Man United are when they put their minds to it. Sadly for them this season, this has not been the rule, but more the exception and whilst the win does lift them to within touching distance of the top four, it cannot paper over the sort of cracks that has seen them slip up all too often this season. Today's win is certainly a step in the right direction for Sir Alex and his players, but he'll know better than most that there's still work to be done.

Former United captain Bryan Robson was also in the news today as he took charge of West Brom for the first time having served them so well as a player in the 70s and early 80s. The home defeat against Middlesbrough should have been a draw had it not been for an amazing late miss by Kanu, however much like Man United, Robson will be under few illusions as to the job ahead. I know it's easy with the benefit of hindsight, but his decision to take off Robert Earnshaw confused me, especially when replacing him with Geoff Horsfield whose main ability is that of strength rather than the speed of Earnshaw, who had also already scored in the game. It's simple to be critical when you know the outcome and I'm sure Robson will learn from his mistakes, however I'm still not totally convinced that he's top flight managerial material.

Monday 15th November 2004
"She doesn't know your name and your heart beats like a subway train." (Song)

Which player, who featured in La Liga, once scored four goals in a game for England against Spain?
Gary Lineker: Correctly answered by Steve Gabb

It's one of those midweeks this week when the evenings are taken up with DVD's being watching, half read books being finished and other pastimes being taken care of which normally would have to wait. Yes, it's International Friendly Week again! Now, I know that there are some World Cup qualifiers being played, but not involving our home nations and unless watching Ireland at home to Croatia appeals, it's pretty much an academic few days as regards football. England's game in Spain looks good on paper but will likely see a surge of substitutions and due to the time difference, will finish too late for early risers like myself to be able to stick with. So, there it is. A week of relaxation and early nights, films watched and books read. Hmmm, maybe international friendlies aren't so bad after all.

A quick morning shopping trip into Bath today revealed my worst fears - Christmas has started according to the likes of BHS and Marks and Spencers (although the latter wasn't too bad to be fair to them). Yes, the big chain stores have re-arranged their fixtures and have displays of decorations, chocolates, over-expensive whiskey in ridiculously small bottles and those cookie jar which humourously speak to you when you open them. With around six weeks to go, there are people (not mentioning my wife of course) who are ultra-organised and like to get their Christmas shopping started well in advance, however there are others in my camp who'll start thinking about it when the calender changes to December. But, for those that way inclined, Christmas has undoubtedly hit the high streets of England.

Tuesday 16th November 2004
"Hey honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard." (Film)
The Haunted Mansion: Correctly answered by Kirstymd

Which current Premiership star scored three goals for Senegal in the group stages of World Cup 2002?

So, everyone's latest `figure of hate`, El-Hadji Diouf, is in trouble again for another alledged spitting incident. Remember the situation when he spat at a Celtic fan during his Liverpool spell, well now a Middlesbrough fan claims that he spat some drink at him during the recent game with Bolton. Maybe's it's an over the top reaction or maybe a genuine mistake. Maybe it happened exactly as described, but whatever the scenario and ultimately outcome, it's another black mark against the Senegelese international alonside the Celtic incident, the constant diving and generally winding up opponents and opposing fans as he did against Newcastle recently. I'm afraid that he's become one of those players that fans love to hate for reasons that are fairly harmless (spitting aside!) and that have just built up against him. Player of the Year contender he won't be!

I heard the new Band Aid 20 version of Feed The World for the first time today and my first thought once it was over was, "Blimey, was that the finished version?" Okay, it's for an excellent cause and you can only admire the organisers and the performers for doing it, however it's always going to be compared to the original which we've all been used to for two decades and it's NEVER going to be as good! The original had a Christmas and haunting feel throughout whereas the new version sounds out of tune and as though it's been knocked together in a hurry (Maybe it was??). I don't like the rap inserts near the finale, although I'll accept that's just a sign of the times musically and overall, it really didn't have the `singalong` quality that the first possesses. Maybe in time it'll grow on me a little more or maybe it'll serve as a damning indictment as regards the quality of today's music and musicians.

Wednesday 17th November 2004
"...Please tell us why, you had to hide away for so long. Where did we go wrong?" (Song)

Which player, now playing in League One (the third tier!), scored the first goal under Sven Goran Eriksson's England reign?
Nick Barmby: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Good quote from England boss Sven Goran Eriksson yesterday, "I miss winning trophies. Maybe I wouldn't be satisfied with my England career if I didn't do it." Interesting to say the least, especially, as he rightly points out, that you only get a chance at silverware every two years in the national game. If we were to be brutally honest here, the last England boss who even came close to silverware was Sir Bobby Robson in 1990. Not the most free-flowing or attractive side that England have ever produced, but they were effective at getting results and only went out on a penalty shoot out and I have few doubts that they would have beaten Argentina in the final had they have got there. Yes, Terry Venables came similarly close in 1996, but you wonder if they'd have got that far had the tournament not been on home soil? In recent times, England have been unlucky or simply choked at majot competitions, yet rarely have they looked good enough to actually win it, including in Euro 2004. Maybe I'll be proved wrong, but I get the feeling that Eriksson may well end his England career in the same way as all their bosses in the last 40 years - trophyless.

You've probably noticed, in fact it would be hard not to notice, the new breed of people roaming the streets in recent months. I spotted one yesterday, wandering toward me in a slight diagonal path on the pavement, the trademarks all apparent as this 50-something woman was staring downwards with her hand held out below her. Had she not been walking, she would have resembled a beggar, however only when we were nearer each other, I realised that she was reading (presumably) a text on her phone. Speaking as someone who rarely texts and when I do, it takes a comfy seat and a half hour time slot to do it, I have plenty of admiration for those of all ages that can do it whilst walking alongside a busy main road. Their thumbs are a total blur as they tap away and walk at a brisk pace, seemingly oblivious to anyone and anything who happens to be in their way and I long for the day when two of them collide as they walk toward each other, unaware that the other is even there! It's the modern day `thing` I suppose and not that much different to us wearing Sony Walkmans in the 80s and singing along to U2's Joshua Tree album, again oblivious to how loud and, more to the point, out of tune, it happened to me. What will it be in twenty years time I wonder? Palmsized PC's to use whilst walking to work? We're half way there already.

Thursday 18th November 2004
"Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach as I want you to be." (Song)

When Spain beat the Republic of Ireland on penalties in the 2002 World Cup, which current Prem based player scored the winning spot kick?

Well, as friendly internationals go, that was quite eventful wasn't it? Sadly, Spain v England will be remembered for all the wrong reasons, notably racism and Rooney. I'll deal with the latter in a second, however as regards the racist side of the things, I can honestly say that I felt sorry for the English players (white and black) who had to put up with the constant `monkey` sounds from a cross-section of the Spanish fans last night. I didn't see the game live but taped it and watched it today after reading all about it and wondered if the papers had blown it out of proportion - they hadn't! It was ultimately gut-wrenching and embarrassing and like many others, I cannot see what people hope to gain by these distasteful chants. There are other ways of putting opposing players off than taking the piss out of the colour of their skin. Those responsible are little more than Neanderthals themselves and should be ashamed to show their faces in public (although there are probably proud of the publicity if truth be known) and I hope that FIFA take a tough stance on this above and beyond the usual fine and slap on wrist.

And so to Mr Rooney. Yes I know he's only 18 (Copyright David Beckham) and yes I know he'll learn from the experience (Copyright Mr Eriksson), however what excuse is there for throwing the black armband to the ground and refusing to shake hands with the player replacing you? Indeed, his replacement was a club mate in the shape of Alan Smith, himself no stranger to the sort of rucks that Rooney got into and hopefully Smiffy gave him a piece of his mind! What Rooney has proved is that winding him up is a fairly simply matter and that, at present, he's a petulant little so-and-so, much like Beckham circa-1998, and it's down to Rooney to mature quickly, right the wrongs and prove Eriksson right in that the experience will teach him a lot. At club level, he's already alienated himself from a large section of fans by signing for Man United. He'd do well not to do the same at international level.

Oh yes, England lost 1-0 and despite it only being a friendly, the papers picked up on the racism problem and arrived an hour and a half late this morning!!

Friday 19th November 2004
"Hey I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad. But I knew love before I left my nursery." (Song)

In season 1987-88, which player, now a non-league manager, scored a four minute hat trick for Nottm Forest against QPR?
Nigel Clough: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez must have run over a few black cats recently or inadvertently walked under the odd ladder or three, especially with the luck he's having as regards his strikers lately. The horrifying injury to Djibril Cisse a couple of weeks ago left him one player short up front and now Milan Baros is ruled out for a month and to rub salt into the wounds, the Czech star was injured on international duty just four days after netting a hat trick for the Anfield club. You can't turn the clock back but I daresay Benitez is rueing the sale of Michael Owen to Real Madrid in the summer as he's now down to bare bones up front, but maybe this will be a blessing in disguise. Give Harry Kewell a run out in attack and see how he does. It might just be the making of the Australian.

It's the first day of winter today in the UK. Not officially or according to any calendars, however the nation was hit by a widespread frost last night and suddenly autumn has turned to winter. Us Brits have long been obsessed by the weather, a fact made all the more remarkable by the realisation that we very, very rarely experience any real climate extremes, yet we still have a whinge. If it's below freezing and we have to scrape ice from the windscreen, it's like the end of the world to some, yet in the summer, when we have odd days where the temp comes close to 30 degrees, then more moans about it being too warm and no way to cool down. Others around the world would laugh, especially those that frequently live in temps of below freezing or way above 35 degrees, yet we're still really not happy despite being very lucky as regards the weather. Now, where is my woolly Leeds hat and gloves?

Saturday 20th November 2004
"I want to walk in the open wind. I want to talk like lovers do. I want to dive into your ocean." (Song)

The last time Leeds scored six in a home league match was against which club at the tail end of the 2000-1 season?

Stuff the Premiership, we'll start with a certain game in the Championship today for obvious reasons! Imagine the scene; I'm sat at home watching Soccer Saturday and have seen that Leeds have conceded an early goal at home to QPR, only to turn things around and are 2-1 up midway through the first half. The phone rings and it's my wife at work asking me if I can help with a problem via the phone. As I pick the phone up though, I hear on the TV, "...and it's over to Elland Road where there's been another goal..." Concentration goes from phone to telly and when my wife eventually says, "Did you get all of that?", I honestly answered, "Nope, not a word as Leeds have scored again!" Ultimately we scored three more as the afternoon went on to record a 6-1 win and brighten up the damp and cold weekend considerably. Now, if we can just continue to form on Wednesday against Watford this time.

Okay, onto the Prem where - and this is another rare thing this season - it was a good day for Man United! Having beaten a very poor Charlton team in the early match, few would have expected both Arsenal and Chelsea to slip up at home, especially after leading! The Gunners conceded a late goal to lowly West Brom, whilst Chelsea scored the quickest goal of the day, and second quickest of the season, but having then gone into a two goal lead, they also let it slip against Bolton. To be fair, I should perhaps state that it's an equally good day for Everton and Middlesbrough who are in third and fourth as they both won to close the gap on the London pair. These sort of set backs often work in one of two ways. Either they'll bounce back with a vengance and destroy their next opponents or it'll signal the start of a poor run. If it's the latter, then the title race will be very much alive ahead of the Christmas period. At the bottom, credit goes to Norwich who finally won at game this season at the 14th attempt as they also came from behind to beat Southampton. Will this mean that boss Steve Wigley will become the latest victim of the `Monday sacking curse`.... We'll see.

Player Of The Day: Perhaps it should have been Brian Deane who hit four of the Leeds six against QPR, however Kenny Deuchar went one better as he netted five times as Gretna beat Albion Rovers 6-2. All the more remarkable as it's the third time that they've scored six against Albion this season!

High And Low: Spare a thought for Bradford debutant Zema Abbey who scored within two minutes against Brentford today and was then sent off inside twenty minutes! Talk about a memorable debut!

Sunday 21st November 2004
"This is God. You are disturbing the natural order of things, and will be severely punished for all eternity. God has spoken." (Film)
Hollow Man: Correctly answered by KirstyMD

In 1978, who left the managers job at Blackburn to take over the same position at Birmingham and is still involved behind the scenes at a different Prem club today?

On paper, today's live Prem game between the division's two lowest scorers - namely Blackburn and Birmingham - had all the televisual appeal of, "Origami for juniors" or "Knitting needles of the 20th Century." How wrong I was! Prior to the match, co-commentator Andy Gray mentioned, with tongue firmly in cheek, that considering the goal records of the clubs, then the game could end 4-4. Ultimately he wasn't that far out! Six goals shared, both clubs ahead before losing the lead and, more to the point, both clubs going for a winner right up to the final whistle. Defensive errors made for an even more enjoyable game, although not for the purists, and as a neutral I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed a game which I almost decided not to watch for reasons below. A classic example of not judging a book by it's cover.

My wife decided to have a major re-arrange in our main living room today, mainly involving moving her PC along the wall a few feet and, ultimately onto a newer workstation custom built by a very good friend of ours who is far better with his hands than yours truly here. Naturally, this involved unplugging everything from the base unit PC and then re-plugging it all back in later in the afternoon, which in truth wasn't a major problem apart from totally underestimating the absolute labyrinth of wires and leads at the back of any entertainment unit. The connectors from PC to monitor/modem/printer/mouse/keyboard is one thing, but then we had the various broadband cables, power sockets and even a couple of plugs not actually plugged into anything at all! I took the opportunity to try and untangle as many of these as possible before setting it all back up again, but you really don't realise just how many metres of wires there are tucked behind the PC. Maybe there's something to be said for a cordless and wireless revolution.

Monday 22nd November 2004
"Do you leave dents where you sit? Are you getting on a bit? Will you survive? You must survive." (Song)
Love Supreme - Robbie Williams: Correctly answered by Kirstymd

In Man United's title winning season of 2000-1, Dwight Yorke hit a 19-minute, first half hat-trick against which club in a 6-1 rout?

More racism claims today after it emerged that Dwight Yorke was subjected to monkey noises from a couple of Blackburn fans whilst warming up yesterday. Birmingham are trying to play down the incident stating that it has been overblown, but it doesn't alter the fact that it happened and that it clearly rattled Yorke, as it would. I daresay that he expected some backlash returning to his former club and he got that it the shape of jeers and boos whilst is the least that he would have been expecting, however the racism slant is something on another level. You see, when it was the Spanish fans it was easier for us to criticise as it seemed so far away and removed from the UK. We felt that we were united against them. Now, it's hit home that there remains a minority in this country that feel the same way, although you have to question their intelligence level due to (a) it being a clearly racist thing to do, even if it were meant as a joke and (b) due to the recent extremely high profile exposure of such actions in the last four days. Equally I had to smile at two of the back pages today as the Mirror digitally distorted the face of the alleged abuser, whilst the Express left it totally unedited. I don't know the legal technicalities behind what can and cannot be printed, but clearly there's no consistency for whatever reason. Ultimately, racism is back in England, although in reality I doubt that it's ever actually gone away.

Those of us around in the late 70s and early 80s can probably remember the sheer excitement factor generated by a new electrical item on sale which would revolutionise our home entertainment. Yes, it was around this time that the humble video recorder hit the shelves for prices around the �400 mark! To begin with, Betamax battled it out with VHS (the latter winning hands down eventually) whilst the first VCR we had was the lesser known V2000 range which featured a cassette style tape which you could turn over halfway through, which was okay if you were there to do it! Suddenly a whole range of programmes and films previously broadcast too late could now be taped and watched at a decent time of the day and I remember taping a horror film called The Omen and missing the first 15 minutes as I only had a two hour tape and, with adverts, the whole programme ran to almost two and a half hours! Yep, the VCR certainly changed the viewing habits of a generation, not to mention the impact on the movies as it eventually opened a whole new way of watching top quality films before they even hit the television screens. Today, one of the UK's leading retailers have announced that they are no longer stocking VCR's for sale, as due to the advent of DVD players and recorders, their sales have plummeted in recent years. Understandable I suppose, although I wonder if in 100 years time, anything else will have had such a massive impact on how we have watched TV and films. Somehow I doubt it.

Tuesday 23rd November 2004
"There's always two sides you don't have to suffer, if this is heaven then send me to hell. So stay in the light, don't take your eyes from the prize. Hey, there goes the bell." (Song)

Last season (03-04) it was no surprise that Man United had the highest average attendance in England. But which club came next on the list?

Last night's game between Aston Villa and Spurs turned out to be much what I'd expected from Sunday afternoon's encounter - a dour struggle between two clubs not quite firing on top capacity. Actually, that may be a little optimistic as regards Spurs who are ony three points off of the foot of the table after an alarming run of six defeats in a row, just one away from equally an all-time club record. Villa looked okay and Nol Solano's goal was certain top notch, however I got the feeling that against a superior team, they would have struggled to get all three points. Neither club look likely to set the Premiership alight on this one display, although Villa have a far better chance of success than Spurs who made a multitude of changes at all levels in the summer and, much like Leeds last season, are suffering for it. Hopefully they can learn from the mistakes made at Elland Road or we could end up playing them next season.

Has reality TV taken it's biggest victim? It may well have done after it was revealed that the Osbourne family have had �2m of jewerly stolen from their house. Now, maybe it's just me reading between the lines, but with cameras covering all aspects of their home life for the last few months (maybe it's longer, it feels like it!) then someone, somewhere, may have picked up some handy tips about security and how to get in. Of course, they aren't the first family to allow, or invite, cameras into their home and I daresay that they won't be the last as the great British (and beyond) public seemingly cannot get enough of the lifestyles of the rich and famous. What I do expect though, is a few people thinking twice about making that decision in future. This time it was valuables stolen, next time it could be more serious.

Wednesday 24th November 2004
"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I." (Song)

Just two of the Man United starting XI from the 1999 Champions League Final are still at the club. Which two?

A night of contrast for the two Prem clubs in Champions League action last night, so lets start with the positives...

Man United ensured that Sir Alex's 1,000th game in charge went to plan as they secured a place in the knock phase with a 2-1 win over Lyon, who themselves had already qualified. Whilst the French side looked decent enough, United rarely looked in significant danger of slipping up and, as per usual, sailed through the initial group stages. Ironic that last week, Sir Alex was heaping praise onto keeper Roy Carroll, stating that he'd not made any errors since getting his place earlier in the season, and then he makes an absolute howler to allow Lyon to equalise. Ultimately, it'll all be forgotten as the result went in their favour, but for all his experience, even Sir Alex may think twice about publicly praising a player too much!

But what of Liverpool? 35 miles away from Manchester as the crow flies, yet as regards the Champions League, they couldn't be further adrift and as United can relax in their final game, Liverpool need to beat Olympiakos to ease out the Greek side at Anfield. Liverpool will feel hard done by as their injury jinx struck against with Xabi Alonso and Josemi both joining the list, the latter after an horrific head injury after a collision. Equally, there was a handball in the build up to Monaco's goal with scorer Saviola handling before firing home. But, consider this. If he were a defender in his own area, then nine times out of ten, the officials would rule that it was `ball to hand` and not deliberate and not award a penalty. So, when it happens to an attacker, why should it be any different? The ref obviously realised that it was at point blank range and, rightly in my opinion, allowing play to continue, resulting in the only goal of the game. Yes it was tough on Liverpool who now face a tense final game to keep themselves in the Champions League.

One final thought on the two respective groups. Group D (Man Utd) is already resolved with the exception of who'll finish top (not always an advantage anyway due to other groups!), yet Group A (Liverpool) still has everything to play for ahead of the last games. One set of matches are therefore largely irrelevant whilst the others should be `edge of the seat` stuff. That's the risk when cups are played via groups I guess.

Thursday 25th November 2004
"Cry wolf, given mouth to mouth. Like a moving heartbeat in the witching hour. I'm running with the wind, a shadow in the dust." (Song)

Only one nation has had two players sent off in a World Cup Final. Which nation?

Much like Liverpool the previous night, Arsenal's Champions League future remains on a knife edge with victory in their final home game absolutely essential. It could have been worse for the Gunners whose 1-1 draw in Eindhoven against PSV was overshadowed by two red cards for Arsene Wenger's side. Patrick Vieira, who went twelve minutes from time, was a bit unlucky as he went for two heavy tackles rather than anything dirty, however Lauren, who went midway through the second half was plain dopey. His second yellow was for a late and rash tackle, however his first was for waving an imaginary card in an attempt to get an opponent booked! Now, I detest this sort of behaviour from players and was delighted to see it punished. Hopefully it will set some kind of precedent, although it could mean half a dozen players red carded in some Spanish games!

Celtic were always going to have an uphill struggle to qualify with the likes of Milan and Barcelona in their group and ultimately that's the way it panned out as a win in the Nou Camp was too much to ask last night. However, with an awful away record behind them, they did manage a superb 1-1 draw in Spain and keep their hopes alive of making the UEFA Cup via third place in the group. Once again it's been a hard learning curve at the top European level for Celtic who, along with rivals Rangers, have never been able to really set the Champions League alight. What it does prove it how sadly lacking the Scottish league is in general quality and that likely has a knock on effect as regards the national side.

Friday 26th November 2004
"Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in." (Film)
Die Hard With A Vengeance: Correctly answered by KirstyMD

Which player, who scored a winning goal in a 1970s FA Cup Final, managed Brentford for four years in the 1990s?

Thursday night and THREE different matches to choose from (or watch `I'm a has-been Get me on the TV` on ITV, but that wasn't an option!). I decided on the FA Cup replay ahead of either Newcastle or Middlesbrough in the UEFA Cup League, purely because I'd hoped that it would have the highest excitement factor. Ultimately, Brentford v Bristol City went to penalties so in that respect I was right, however by them I'd gone on to bed due to falling asleep on the amazingly comfy sofa and not waking up until midway through extra time. My local-ish club, City, eentually went out on spot kicks, leaving them to concentrate on the league and hopefully avoiding their usual `second half of the season` collapse. However, if my late night/early morning situation causes problems, spare a thought...

...A chap we know locally delivers newspapers around many villages near our town AND travels the country following his beloved Bristol City. I've not heard from him today, but I would assume he was in West London for the game last night only to face the two-plus hour drive home full of disappointment after a defeat on penalties. Like me, he is then up in the small hours to deliver his papers...only for our local Bristol paper (Western Daily Press) to not only wait for the result of the game before printing, but then have major problems with the presses and arrive late..very late! Ours arrived three hours late and were too late for our paperboys/girls to take, leaving myself and my boss to deliver in excess of 150 copies ourselves. Even with two cars and my wife helping, it took over three hours of battling through school traffic and then shoppers traffic around the town. Goodness knows how long it took our City supporting friend, especially with the memory of last night still all too strong.

Saturday 27th November 2004
"...where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Take me home." (Song)

Arjan De Zeeuw has previously played in the Premiership for which club?
Barnsley: Correctly answered by Steve Gabb

I wonder how Arsenal players and management, not to mention fans, felt after this afternoon's results came through? Man United continued their good form with a 3-0 win at the West Brom side who drew at Highbury last week. Chelsea also had a good away win, beating Charlton 4-0 to move five points clear at the top, leaving Arsenal to face a tricky clash against Liverpool at Anfield tomorrow. It's ironic that a month ago, the Gunners were unbeaten and looking probables to run away with another title. Now Chelsea are the main men with Man United putting together the sort of run that they've done time and time again under Sir Alex tp pull themselves back into the title race. Perhaps in May when the season is looked back upon, then this weekend will prove to be one of the more pivotable sets of games in the campaign.

Coincidence of the day surely came at the Vetch Field where Swansea hosted Bury. The home side took the lead within two minutes through Kevin Nugent, however within a minute, Bury were level with David Nugent grabbing the goal! Apparently they aren't related either!

It was a good day for goalscorers today, expecially though who've not found the net for a while. Arjan De Zeeuw netted for Portsmouth at Bolton, his first goal in 14 months, however he was outdone in the Championship by two strikers! Firstly, remember Sergei Rebrov? Well, he scored the winner for West Ham against Watford, his first goal since Dec 15th 2001 when he scored for Spurs against Fulham! However, even he was beaten by Michael Bridges who has had awful luck with injuries, notably whilst with Leeds, but he netted the only goal today as Sunderland won at Stoke, his first goal since scoring for Leeds against Watford on May 3rd 2000!!

Another long run ended today in Scotland as East Stiring earned a point with a 0-0 draw against Queens Park. Amazingly, this was their first clean sheet in an astonishing 89 matches! The previous one came on Sept 14th 2002 against, yes Queens Park!

Sunday 28th November 2004
"In between what I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine, love is so confusing, there's no peace of mind." (Song)

Arsenal famously won the 88-89 league title at Anfield in stoppage time thanks to a goal from Michael Thomas, but who scored Arsenal's often forgotten first goal that night?
Alan Smith: Correctly answered by Steve Gabb

All too often when great goals are talked about, we recall the long range screamers into the top corner and spectacular volleys which almost break the net. Today we were given three perfect examples of how a great goal can also include a slick passing movement combined with a superb finish. Firstly at Newcastle where the hosts took an early lead against Everton courtesy of a one-touch one-two between Patrick Kluivert and Craig Bellamy. No first touch to control, just instant passing movements which look sensational when they come off, yet all too often the groan of the crowd signals a pass yards away from where it was intended. Bellamy and Kluivert showed how to do it when it's done properly and whilst the Welshman's finish was decent, it's the build up that will rightly get the plaudits. As a team though, Newcastle blew it and allowed Everton to get back into it and grab a point. It's the first time I've seen Everton in a while and they looked pretty good. Solid at the back and the likes of Gravesen and Cahill doing excellent work in midfield. Whether they'll remain in a European spot remains to be seen, but they are justifiably there on merit at present.

And so to Anfield where more fine goals kept us entertained. Liverpool began the fun with another slick passing movement involving a header from Harry Kewell, a pass from Steven Gerrard and a clinical finish by Xabi Alonso. All of which were pin point accurate, although as was pointed out on Sky, an off the ball run from Neil Mellor opened the space for Alonso to exploit and finish well. Arsenal then provided their party piece on a disappointing day for them as a wonderful interchange between Henry, Pires and Vieira led to the latter clipping in an equaliser, although he did later blot his copybook with an absolute blatant dive having already been booked and was lucky to stay on. So, lets here it for the slick one-twos, the quickfire interchanges and the moves that fail 99% of the time, yet look sensational on that rare occasion when they click of which we saw three excellent examples of today. Oh, and wasn't Neil Mellor's stoppage time winner brilliant? A fantantic first time shot from 25 yards which ripped into the bottom corner. Team goals or not, there's nothing quite like a stoppage time winner against the reigning champions!

Monday 29th November 2004
"Oh, why you look so sad? The tears are in your eyes. Come on and come to me now." (Song)

Which current international manager famously spat at Rudi Voller during the 1990 WC game between West Germany and Holland?
Frank Riijkaard: Correctly answered by Steve Gabb

I guess it was nice of El Hadji Diouf to apologise over yet another spitting incident at the weekend. Maybe it was the fear of an elongated ban that prompted it, or perhaps he did feel a genuine pang of guilt or stupidity over his actions towards Arjan De Zeeuw. Whilst it's okay for PFA chief Gordon Taylor to state that it is hardly murder, I'm glad that he has called it `unacceptable` and that the FA have subsequent charged the Bolton striker. Once can be forgiven under certain circumstances whilst twice is pushing the luck. But three different spitting incidents suggests that something isn't right in his head and if the way to resolve it is a hefty fine and ban, then so be it.

With December rapidly approaching, my wife (who has been in `Christmas mode` since September anyway!) decided that my day off today would be best spent reorganising the living room ready for the tree (artificial of course) and decorations to go up later this week. This of course involves dismantling one unit across one wall as we're getting rid of it anyway, moving the TV off of a seperate unit and onto the base of the old one and doing our best not to get entangled in various wires, leads and vacuum cleaner plugs! It's also amazing how much general crap that accumulates in drawers and on units, not to mention behind them, as we found dusty boxes and scraps of paper that had been long since forgotten. However, one busy morning and a trip to the skips later and the room is all primed and ready for Christmas decorations and suchlike. Ironically though, in six weeks time, it'll all be back to normal and we'll wonder what all the fuss was about.

Tuesday 30th November 2004
"I'll take you down, I'll take you down. Where no one's ever gone before. And if you want more, if you want more. More, more, more." (Song)

During the 80s, which Leeds United legend was manager of Rotherham for two years?

It was something to do with the law of averages, or Sods Laws. Maybe even Einstein's Theory of relativity, however somehow I sensed that Rotherham would beat Leeds last night. That said, after the opening seven minutes when we hit the woodwork three times, I felt it was purely a matter of `how many` rather than `would we win`, however as half time came and went, familiar feeling emerged and I could feel impending doom arriving eventually. It shouldn't have happened really. Rotherham haven't won since the penultimate game of LAST season, whilst Leeds had scored eight in the last two games...but it did! In fact, when the goal went it, all I could do was sit on the sofa and smile to myself, partially wishing that I'd dropped off to sleep again and it was all a nightmare. Thinking back, on Sunday a couple of people asked me when and who Leeds were playing this weekend and when I told them, the reply was along the lines of ,"Oh, you should beat them." Somewhat prophetically, I stated, "Yes, I know we should, but this is Leeds we're talking about."

Although our tree and decorations are not going up until later in the week, a combination of wife and daughter have decided that it's close enough to Christmas to put various ornamentals up on shelves, cupboards and walls. Invariably these involve a Santa or snowman which will burst into song at every opportunity, usually when you least expect it. One such resurrection from last year is a Christmas clock which clicks into life every hour with any one of four or five different festive favourites, although that's nothing compared to the wall mounted contraption near the front door. This thing is in the shape of a holly reef with a Santa and snowman head on opposite sides and when activated, seems to last about the same time as an episode of EastEnders. But there lies the problem, it seems to be too easy to set the darned thing off as it must be movement sensitive, light activated, voice activated and fresh air activated as it seems to jolt into life at will. I guess I'll get used to it...probably at about the time that we pack them all away ready for next year!

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