Views From The Armchair

"Views From The `Footiemad` Armchair
Diary Of A Season April 2005

Friday 1st April 2005
"I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known. Don't know were it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone." (Song)
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams - Green Day: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Alan Shearer's first league goal for Newcastle came against the same opponents as his last strike for Blackburn. Which club were on the receiving end?
Wimbledon: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Sometime this month, I fully expect the Arsenal/Man Utd domination of the last ten years of the Premiership to end as Chelsea are confirmed as Champions. Many critics will doubtless argue that the Abramovic money has effectively `bought` the title, however most top clubs are spending cash like there's no tomorrow, the difference being that Chelsea have done it in a more compact space of time. They've been the best team this season and boss Jose Mourinho has built a rock solid defence first and foremost and modelled the rest of the side around those strengths. Okay, they've not always been the most attractive side to watch, but when they click, they are awesome and it should be mentioned that there are a fair proportion of first choice English players there as well, notably in the shape of Frank Lampard, Joe Cole and John Terry. So, barring a monumental collapse, April 2005 should see the first Chelsea title celebration in fifty years It's then up to Arsenal and Man United to battle back next season.

I guess it was no great surprise to hear that Alan Shearer is to have one more season before retirement and fair play to him as he's still only 34 and surely won't disgrace himself. Having played at the top level for the whole of his career, it's always going to be difficult to (a) finally call it a day and (b) get the timing right to quit. Clearly he feels that another season is within his means and even though certain people behind the scenes probably had something to do with his decision, you can't blame him for continuing. Only time will tell whether it was the right move or not, but it would be poetic if he could at least end his career with winning a trophy with Newcastle, although that could happen this season of course.

Saturday 2nd April 2005
"It's no secret that the stars are falling from the sky. It's no secret that our world is in darkness tonight." (Song)
The Fly - U2: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Which club had three players red carded in a match against Leeds during the 98-99 Prem season?

In general, it takes something pretty unusual to happen for a team to have three players sent off in the same game. To do it within a ten minute spell is all the more remarkable and when two of them are dismissed for fighting each other, you know it's time to set the video to tape Match of the Day! Yep, Newcastle wrote themselves into the anals of footballing quirks when Stephen Taylor (handball), Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer were all sent off in their 3-0 home defeat against Aston Villa, which was all the more amazing as it was largely touted as a celebratory occasion after Alan Shearer confirmed that he'd still be playing next season! I saw the look on Graeme Souness's face at the final whistle and he looked furious, although he looked to be biting his nails, presumable in anticipation of what was to come in the dressing room!

Aside from that, I've just watched Chelsea take another step toward the title with a win at Southampton, although they were surely boosted by Man United slipping up again as they failed to beat Blackburn at Old Trafford. Now, although Arsenal won again, courtesy of another Thierry Henry hat trick, what this all means is that just three more wins will guarantee Chelsea the title and that's assuming that the other pair keep on winning. Indeed, they could actually clinch it at home to Arsenal on Apr 20th! Wouldn't that be poetic?

Finally, if ever a game emphasised how chances need to be taken at the top level, then Charlton's 2-2 draw at home to Man City was it. City totally dominated the first half and blew two glorious chances to add to their lead when Jon Macken dillied and dallied before being halted in his tracks by Dean Kiely. Ultimately they suffered the cruelest of blows when Charlton equalised with a minute of stoppage time left when it truth, the game should have been well beyond them.

Sunday 3rd April 2005
"If you get this right, Ray, you can drive anywhere you want as slow as you want." (Film)
Rain Man: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Fulham striker Brian McBride has played for which American club over eight different seasons?
Columbus Crew: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

I hope I'm wrong, but after today, I fear that Everton are about to lose their season long grip on a Champions League spot. Like many others, I've seen each of their last three games - home to Blackburn, away at Liverpool and today at West Brom - and although they've only lost them all by an odd goal, they never looked like winning any of them. Okay, so the Merseyside derby at Anfield was always going to be tough, however the other two matches were ones which boss David Moyes would surely had marked down as `winable`, however they are creating very little and seem to be getting ultra reliant on the late arrival of sub Duncan Ferguson and then launching the ball at him and hoping for knock downs and that is not going to keep them in fourth place. I've nothing against Liverpool but it would be nice to see Everton remain in fourth and with another `winable` game coming up next week against Crystal Palace, this could well be make or break.

At the other end of the table, lets give some credit to West Brom whose win today gave them back-to-back victories and are only in the drop zone on goal difference. They looked a little nervy today, however once they'd scored, there only looked one likely winner and even up against a late Everton onslaught, they looked reasonable comfortable. With Fulham coming from behind to beat Portsmouth, other clubs are now being dragged into the dog fight and with Pompey on a downward spiral, it wouldn't surprise me if they are deeper in trouble after the next two or three games, one of which is against Southampton and will not be one to miss! All told, with the exception of top spot, the league is building up for a dramatic finale.

Monday 4th April 2005
"Your cruel device. Your blood, like ice. One look, could kill. My pain, your thrill." (Song)
Poison - Alice Cooper: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Which league two club are based in a town called Irthlingborough?
Rushden & Diamonds: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Newcastle will appeal against Kieron Dyer's red card for brawling with Lee Bowyer but the former Leeds midfielder will be fined six weeks' wages for instigating the fight. So reads the headline on the Sporting Life website this afternoon. Fair enough, it's all accurate and honest, despite what you may think as regards trying to get the Dyer red card overturned, however what really struck me was the bit about Bowyer being a `former Leeds midfielder`! Again, accurate enough, but the paranoid side of me sees it at dragging Leeds name into a bad situation which has nothing to do with us. Why not former Charlton star, or West Ham midfielder? Why not former England international (okay, he only played once, but nonetheless)? But no, it has to be Leeds! I dunno, maybe I am paranoid, maybe it's due to being a Monday and I missed a lie in on my day off, or maybe the incident below is playing on my mind....

As I type, we were in Sainsburys just over two hours ago and had split up in the fruit and veg area to get our own particular favourites. I made a beeline for those mini oranges and as I reached out to grab a bag of them, I stopped and retreated when another arm did the same. I was a about to apologise and offer the chap the chance to go first and make his choice when I realised what a bloody fool I'd been. I was standing on the corner of an angled mirror, completely alone with the oranges and the only other arm was the reflection of my own! Time to go home and stay home!!

Tuesday 5th April 2005
"On the talk back show, on the radio. At the local bar. In the hot traffic by the red tail lights." (Song)
Listen Like Thieves - INXS: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Which legend scored the only goal in that fateful 1985 European Cup Final?
Michel Platini: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

May 29th 1985 was one of those dates that are sadly confined to football history. It was, of course, the day of the Heysel disaster when 39 fans lost their lives prior to the European Cup Final. Looking back, the most remarkable part of that awful evening was the fact that the game even went ahead, indeed as Paul Walsh said earlier this week, "People were dying as we sang the national anthems." Even watching on the box, I couldn't believe that things were as serious as they were, simply because the game was being played as though nothing was wrong and I felt that if people had died, then surely the match would have been cancelled. Of course, the aftermath of the day continued for the remainder of the decade as English clubs were banned for an unprecedented five years and Liverpool for an additional year on top, although Heysel was only the culmination of years of hooliganism in Europe from English fans. Tonight, Liverpool and Juventus meet for the first time in a competitive game since that day in 1985 and it's sure to be an emotional occasion where hopefully any remaining wounds are healed. Whilst the majority of fans who died that day were Italian, Liverpool themselves were touched horribly four years later at Hillsborough and are no strangers to tragedy. Lets hope that all goes well at Anfield tonight and that the present day players give us a game to remember.

Wednesday 6th April 2005
"I don't like lectures and I don't like being hassled in the men's room. I'm going to write you a cheque. Either that's good enough for you or you're going to eat your own goddamn food." (Film)
The Amityville Horror: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Which two clubs contested the only European Cup/Champions League Final to go to a replay?

It's a cliche to say it, but Liverpool win over Juventus last night was the typical example of a game of two halves. The Prem side dominated for the majority of the first half and were good value for the two goal lead, indeed I was off the sofa when Luis Garcia scored that brilliant second goal, much to the surprise of my daughter who was showing me her `Young Ones` folder at the time! That goal seemed to wake Juve up in truth and they were unlucky not only to hit the post but to also have a perfectly good goal ruled out for offside. Of course, after the break it was another story and having pulled a goal back, I fully expected the Italian's to equalise and although ultimately Liverpool held on, I do fear for them in Turin. I felt sorry also for ex-Leeds keeper Scott Carson whose starting appearance was a surprise to me and whose contribution to the game will be remembered as making a hash of the Juve goal. Sadly his excellent first half save from the overrated Del Piero (watch him score in the second leg now!!) will be largely forgotten. So, 2-1 it is and although a draw will be enough for Liverpool, so will a 1-0 win be sufficient for Juve. It'll be close, but my crystal ball is showing black and white stripes rather than all red I'm afraid.

I've not mentioned Leeds as much as perhaps I should have done, largely as the season has, in recent weeks, degenerated into a series of draws which has kept us unbeaten and picking up odd points, but hasn't fueled the excitement generated by a potential play off place a few weeks ago. Any lingering hopes of such an appearance were shot down last night when we were destroyed 4-0 at home by Sheffield United. The headlines were ready to be written as Kevin Blackwell faced his former employers, whilst Blades leading scorer - Andy Gray - is a former Leeds player and son and nephew of Leeds legends. Sods law then took over and Gray netted twice in the second half to complete the rout and leave any play off hopes firmly in the gutter, which as I have to drive to North Wales on the day of the final, may be a blessing in disguise!

Thursday 7th April 2005
"You're beautiful and that's for sure. You'11 never ever fade. Your lovely, but it's not for sure and i won't ever change." (Song)
I'm Like A Bird - Nelly Furtado: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Which Prem based player holds the record for the quickest ever Champions League goal?
Gilberto Silva: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Oh, what a difference one goal could make! Whilst Liverpool may live to regret Scott Carson's error on Tuesday night, I really hope that, this time next week, Chelsea don't need to look back and rue the award of a late penalty last night. Michael Ballack's dying swan of a dive would have been appropriate at the Olympics, however the ref fell for it and his stoppage time spot kick turned a 4-1 deficit into a 4-2 defeat and gave Bayern Munich a chance for the second leg. It has to be said that, once again, Chelsea were irrasistable at times and that I was bouncing around the room when Lampard's brace went in and when Drogba added the fourth and, to their credit, they had the consideration to score when I wasn't chatting to my daughter (unlike Liverpool!!). So, will 4-2 be enough? I think so yes, although they only need to concede an early goal and the jitters could start, but I'll lay my head on the block and predict a Juve v Chelsea semi, although I'd prefer Liverpool v Chelsea! As for missing Jose Mourinho, well there's talk of him passing messages via an earpiece to a member of the backroom staff on the bench, so cue a massive witchhunt by UEFA to root out this evil doing!

Although I'm not a Star Wars fan and probably never will be, you have to somehow admire those who've seen every minute of every film 529 times and can recite entire scenes by heart. So spare a thought for those hardy souls in America who've already begun queuing for the Premiere of the latest (and last?) film in the series, Return of the Sith. Fair enough I guess as we've all queued to watch a decent film before, although this particular one doesn't hit the silver screen until the end of MAY - a full six weeks away! Now, if you think that's sad, it was discovered yesterday that they are actually queuing at the wrong cinema!! The correct one is actuallya mile away from where they are! Still, best to find that out now than nearer the time eh. Me? I'll stick with the local multiscreen, but not for Sith I'm afraid.

Friday 8th April 2005
"Something in the way you love me won't let me be. I don't want to be your prisoner, so baby, won't you set me free." (Song)
Borderline - Madonna: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

On Boxing Day 1999, Chelsea made history with the first ever Prem line up without a British player. But who were their opponents that day?
Southampton: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

I've always taken the tact that, following a first leg game at home, if your side has a lead to take to the away leg AND haven't conceded an away goal, then it's considered a decent result. Therefore Newcastle's narrow 1-0 win over Sporting Lisbon not only gave them a fighting chance of reaching the semi's, but also ended a good week for the Prem clubs in Europe. In truth, I can see Lisbon scoring on their own patch, but equally it wouldn't surprise me if Newcastle notched an away goal or two, so I have high hopes of Graeme Souness's side continuing on their UEFA Cup adventure. Biggest surprise of the night for me was the reaction of the fans towards Lee Bowyer when he came on as side for, ironically, Kieron Dyer. I was expected a few jeers or catcalls, but if there were any they were drowned out by the applause! Maybe Bowyer will know where his bread is buttered now and GROW UP a little!

Saturday 9th April 2005
"The moonlight shows us for what we really are." (Film)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd & Kirstymd

Who was Norwich manager when they finished third in the first ever Prem season?
Mike Walker: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

With Man United kicking off late today, I wonder what the pre-match team talk included as regards the day's results so far. Maybe along the lines of Chelsea slipping up and Arsenal winning, making a win at Norwich vital not only to keep tabs on the Gunners, but also to reduce the lead at the top of Mourinho's side, just in case this is the start of the jitters. Of course, it didn't quite pan out that way as United mis-fired again having left Ronaldo, Rooney and Van Nistelrooy on the bench, perhaps believing that an away game against the bottom club should be fairly routine. On paper, it should have been, but once again football reminds us of it's wonderful unpredictable moments and if United do fail to grab that second place this season, this will surely be one match they'll look back on as being in the `should have won` catagory.

Naturally enough, Sir Alex is experienced enough to make his own decisions, but with the benefit of hindsight, you wonder of the validity of starting with the above trio on the bench. Chelsea had already made similar tactical decisions earlier and almost paid the price as a late equaliser from Didier Drogba earned them a point against Birmingham, but whilst the clubs with bigger squads can justifiably claim that they `fielded eleven internationals`, it's still a world away from fielding your strongest team. Squad# rotation is great when it works, but can equally be a poison challice when it doesn't.

At the bottom, whilst Norwich had a superb day, the same couldn't be said for Southampton who lost at Blackburn and will be anxiously awaiting the scores for West Brom and Palace tomorrow, and Fulham who were well beaten at Bolton. New Portsmouth boss Alain Perrin began with three points as they left it late to beat Charlton 4-2 and I reckon that they'll do enough to stay up now. Final word to Liverpool who, having beaten Juventus in midweek, slumped to a last gasp defeat at Man City, blowing a chance to go fourth! That old inconsistancy problem again eh.

Sunday 10th April 2005
"When you're walking down the street and the man tries to get your business. And the people that you meet, want to open you up like Christmas." (Song)
Filthy/Gorgeous - Scissor Sisters: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

During his brief spell at Chelsea, Chris Sutton scored just one league goal. But against which opponents?
Man United: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

This time last week, I was predicting that Everton's downward spiral would continue and they would risk losing fourth place. How wrong I was (again). With Liverpool slipping up at Man City yesterday, Everton needed a good display today against struggling Palace and they got it as they walloped the London side 4-0 to regain a four point lead over their fifth placed rivals. Special mention also to James Vaughan who I'd not heard of a couple of hours ago, however he scored the final goal of the victory to become the youngest ever Prem goalscorer at 16 years and 271 days, smashing the previous record by 86 days.

With that in mind, spare a thought for previous holder James Milner who may or may not have known that his record had been beaten ahead of his side's defeat at Spurs. Milner came on at half time for the injured Alan Shearer and wasted a glorious chance to equalise when Paul Robinson and Ledley King got in an almighty mess on the edge of their area. Sadly for a game which promised much, it actually delivered little and I was left feeling a little deflated that it hadn't provided more for the neutrals watching at home. Newcastle have a vital week now with a UEFA Cup clash in Lisbon and an FA Cup semi final against Man United. I hope I'm wrong, but this time next week, their season could effectively be over.

Monday 11th April 2005
"All you know is when I'm with you I make you free and swim through your veins like a fish in the sea." (Song)
Follow Me - Uncle Kracker: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Before yesterday, James Milner was the youngest Prem goalscorer, but against who did he score his history making goal?
Sunderland: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

I caught most of the Spanish league game last night between Real Madrid and Barcelona and was pleased to see the home side win and keep the title race reasonable open (six points adrift with seven games left). Equally pleasing was the lack of things that largely turn me away from some continental games - notably the diving, play acting, moaning at the officials and general pettiness which seems to puncuate some overseas games. I know we have it here to a degree, but it always seems to be worse on the continent and last night it was a delight to see a game which had everything. End to end football, plenty of goals, great saves (especially from Casillas who looked absolutely brilliant) and a high importance game not ruined by three red cards. Blimey, much more of this and I could be converted!

Here's a name to remember - Mr Ian Barnett. Nope, I'd not heard of him either until the weekend when I read about him on the Beeb's web site. You see, Mr Barnett is a referee in the North West Essex League and during a cup game between Hatfield Heath and The Old Bell, he suffered a cut on his head and needed treatment. However, as he raised the whistle to his mouth to stop play, a clearance thudded into his hand and knocked the whistle against his forehead, causing an even deeper cut than he previously had! Play was stopped while he had treatment, but as one player said, "I have never played in a match before when the referee has been injured by his whistle. Mind you, judging by some of the decisions he made he might well have had concussion!"

Tuesday 12th April 2005
"Here we go, the world is spinning. When it stops, it's just beginning. Sun comes up, we laugh and we cry. Sun goes down, and then we all die." (Film)
The Ring: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

During the 80s, what specifically did QPR, Luton, Oldham and Preston all have in common?
They all had plastic pitches installed: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

It would seem that UEFA's love/hate affair with Chelsea shows no sign of easing off after the governing body took offence to the pre-match press conference yesterday. Ahead of tonight's game against Bayern, Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho obviously felt that, as he's banned from the bench and touchline, then he would also have someone replace him at the press conference. So in steps Rui Faria - the `man with the hat` - from the bench from the first leg, much to the anger of the UEFA observers. They admitted that Chelsea had broken no rules in sending out practical unknowns for a press conference, but equally stated that they would be reported to the top dogs. It's laughable really and reminds me of a primary school child (Chelsea) who is doing his utmost to annoy his elders without doing anything drastically wrong which would get him firmly in the brown smelly stuff. As for UEFA, time to lighten up a little chaps or you'll end up as the laughing stock.

With the sad passing of Pope John Paul II recently, the Catholic Church is gearing up for the choosing of a new Pontiff. Now, no offence meant to anyone, but it makes little difference to myself and doubtless plenty of others as to who is chosen, although I readily accept that it's a big decision. With that in mind, the Washington Post thought that they'd come up trumps when a name was touted in their direction and freely went ahead and published this momentus news. The snag being that the name put forward was Father Dougal McGuire - yes, the dopey one from Channel 4's rather wonderful Father Ted! Cue a few red faces at one of America's top publications.

Wednesday 13th April 2005
"Saturday I'm running wild and all the lights are changing red to green." (Song)
Babylon - David Gray: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Who was the only Liverpool player to feature in all four of their winning European Cup Finals?
Phil Neal: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

The Chelsea machine keeps on rolling across Europe and in truth, they rarely looked in any real danger last night apart from the opening few minutes and last few seconds, although had the game still had five minutes to run at the final whistle, then it would have been touch and go. It was as though Chelsea had mentally switched off for the latter stages having established a comfortable lead and they very nearly paid for it. Earlier on, the first goal was like Groundhog Day as a long range shot deflected in off of Lucio, the only difference being that Joe Cole from the first leg was replaced by Frank Lampard last night. After that, it was largely plain sailing until the final seconds of stoppage time when Bayern moved to within a goal of forcing extra time and there would have been a few relieved Chelsea fans, players and management when the final whistle blew practically from the restart. So, if Liverpool can edge past Juve tonight, we'll have an all Prem semi final and a guaranteed Prem side in the final for the first time since 1999. Here's hoping, especially as we can hopefully show the Italians just how to host and behave during top games...

Oh dear, oh dear! I'm typing this on Tuesday night having just watched the closing stages of the Milan derby in the other CL QF and it begs the question, "Isn't about time that SERIOUS sanctions are taken against clubs like Inter Milan????" I know that penalising the club for the actions of the fans isn't right in everyone's eyes, but having watched flares, bottles and even umbrellas rain down on the pitch and a flare hitting Milan keeper Dida on the shoulder, I simply dispair of the mentality of these so-called supporters. It's apt to recall that after Heysel in 1985, ALL English clubs were banned due to the actions of a few. So where is the difference now? I'm not suggesting that all Italian clubs should be kicked out of Europe, but those responsible for such scenes - Inter at present - should have a ban imposed. I accept that it was a poor decision from the ref that sparked the scenes off, however this was purely and simply the Latin temperment boiling over and totally over-reacting in a way that seemingly only they can muster. Earlier in the season it was Roma in trouble when Anders Frisk was hit, now it's Inter. Are Italian clubs somehow immune to severe UEFA sanctions? We shall see in the next few weeks whether the governing body really do have a backbone or whether they'd rather continue to ban coaches from touchlines.

Thursday 14th April 2005
"These are my salad days, slowly being eaten away. Just another play for today." (Song)
Gold - Spandau Ballet: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Liverpool keeper Jerzy Dudek joined the Anfield side from which Dutch club?
Feyenoord: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Much like Chelsea on Tuesday, Liverpool eased through their CL QF 2nd Leg with few concerns to set up an all English semi final - Premi-Final as at least one of the papers have called it today. It's easy to sit here and say that Juventus were poor - and in many ways they were - but lets give Liverpool some credit for not allowing the Italians to get into the game. No, it wasn't pretty and certainly is not a game that I'm likely to watch again, but it remained on the proverbial knife edge throughout and whilst Juve only really created two decent chances, you knew that one stroke of luck or sliced clearance could see Liverpool knocked out in a second. Thankfully it wasn't to be and we can look ahead to what should be two cracking semi-finals. Oh, and weren't the banners nice from those Ultra-extreme fans in Turin? "English pigs!" is one that sprung to mind. What a sorry state of affairs the game is in off the pitch over there.

In the other semi final, spare a thought for French club Lyon who lost on penalties to PSV after both legs ended 1-1. I'm not partial or biased toward one or the other, however how about this for a stat. Despite winning overall, PSV were never actually numerically ahead during the whole of the two legged encounter. Their only advantage was `leading` on away goals at the tail end of the first game. Equally remarkable was that Lyon WERE numerically ahead for a total of 107 minutes over the course of both games and, as mentioned, never actually behind! But that's the game isn't it? Stats matter for little if, at the end of proceedings, you go out.

Friday 15th April 2005
"You ask me where to begin. Am I so lost in my sin? You ask me where did I fall. I'll say I can't tell you when." (Song)
Somehow I'll Find My Way Home - Jon & Vangelis: Correctly answered by Helen LLoyd

Blackburn last reached an FA Cup Semi Final in 1960. Which club, now in league one, did they beat in that match?

If ever a club was guilty of throwing away a place in a cup competition, it was Newcastle last night. It took them twenty minutes to, not only double their aggregate lead, but also add an away goal which Sporting Lisbon were unable to do in the first leg, however credit to the Portuguese side who threw caution to the wind and were rewarded. Newcastle boss Graeme Souness must have spent the journey back to England wondering, "What If?" What if the superb Kieron Dyer hadn't picked up an injury in the second half. What if Newcastle had converted any of the decent chances they created at 1-1. What if Laurent Robert had kept his mouth shut prior to the game and what if Newcastle hadn't capitulated in the final twenty minutes, culminating with Stephen Carr losing possession on the edge of his own area and conceding a stoppage time fourth goal. That said, any feeling sorry for themselves needs to go straight away as they have a semi final to look ahead to on Sunday, but they are in the very real position of having their promising season ended inside four short days. What If indeed!

Thanks partly to the aforementioned DVD of `The Young Ones`, my daughter is developing a healthy enjoyment of 80s music. Now that was my decade as I entered by teens at the start of the 80s and by the end, had met my future wife, so it really was a massive part of my life. Subsequently, our daughter now has VH1 Classic (We Love The 80s) on as background when no-one is watching anything else and is also looking forward to an open air concert that we have tickets for later this year which centres around Abba and Queen tribute bands. However, yesterday on came Take On Me by A-Ha which had me raving about the video - `state of the art`, `stunning`, `absolutely brilliant` were among the phrases that I reeled off. But three minutes later, our daughter said little more than, "It was ok, nothing special." I guess that since 1985, the advent of SFX and CGI have somewhat diminished what we used to think was top quality! Incidentally though, her current favourite 80s band is.....Madness!!!!!

Saturday 16th April 2005
"No I'll stand my ground, won't be turned around. And I'll keep this world from dragging me down, gonna stand my ground." (Song)
I Won't Back Down - Tom Petty: Correctly answered by Helen LLoyd

Newcastle reached the FA Cup Final in 1998 and 1999, however which Prem club did they knock out on the way to BOTH finals?

I wonder if a sub has ever had such an impact in such a short space of time as Robin Van Persie did today at the Millennium Stadium. On for just ten minutes including stoppage time, he scored twice and got a clout in the mouth as Arsenal overcome Blackburn 3-0 to reach their fourth FA Cup Final in five years. Both goals were well taken, but I felt the first was better as he turned one man, dribbled past another and slotted in from the edge of the area. Within the context of the match it was also the most important as it's worth remembering that Rovers were either level or only one goal down for 86 minutes and, as we know, it only needs one lucky break, one fluke deflection or one borderline decision to go your way and it's in the net! That aside, Arsenal were the better side and deserved their win, although the third did put some additional gloss on the scoreline. So, which United will they face on May 21st? My money is on the Manchester version and if that's the way, you can already hear the FA having panic attacks about which referee to appoint!

Quite a day in the Prem with Liverpool again slipping up as their European form failed to materialise in the league. Their draw with Spurs meant that Bolton leap over them with, somewhat ironically, El Hadji Diouf scoring their winner at Charlton. How odd if a Liverpool player on loan helps cost them a CL spot! Of course, all the fun and games came at the bottom as Southampton may live to rue blowing a 2-0 home lead against Villa and looking at their remaining games, they'll have a big say in who goes down as the Saints still face Palace, Norwich and Portsmouth. Speaking of Palace and Norwich, they shared six goals at Selhurst, although again you wonder if Norwich will regret losing a 3-1 lead as Palace again were saved by penalty king Andy Johnson, his twelvth kick of the season (scoring ten). So, with goals flying in left, right and centre, it was no surprise that the only live Prem game of the weekend ended....goalless!

And finally to Leeds who, on the day that they discovered they'll be playing Luton and Hull in the league next season, also managed to avoid relegation and the play offs with a draw at QPR. Yep, the 1-1 draw leaves us 12 points adrift of the sixth placed club and 12 ahead of the bottom three - with three games left. Mid-table respectability would surely have been accepted by most Leeds fans back in August and that's what we'll get.

Sunday 17th April 2005
"Is it true what they say? That he's some kind of vampire?" - "They don't have a name for what he is." (Film)
Silence Of The Lambs: Correctly answered by Helen LLoyd

Prior to today, who were the last club to score four goals in an FA Cup Semi Final?
Everton (1995 v Spurs): Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Two games, four days and Newcastle's season has gone from immensely promising to totally non-existant. In truth, they were never in the game at the Millennium today. Played off the pitch in the first half and little better after the break despite Ameobi's goal to pull them back to 3-1. Even after that and in spite of John Motson's best attempts to kid himself that a comeback was likely, United - the red version - still had the better (the only?) chances and in the cold light of day, few Newcastle fans could argue as regards the scoreline. It's a shame as I like Newcastle as a club and again the `What If...`factor could be called into play. Maybe if Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer had remembered they were playing football and not boxing, their influence today might have made the result different. Maybe if the result on Thursday in Lisbon been different, then the confidence level today would have changed. Maybe if they'd have drawn Blackburn instead....??? Ultimately though, Man United were a class apart and face Arsenal in a saliva inducing final on May 21st. What odds on a second ever red card in an FA Cup Final I wonder?

Monday 18th April 2005
"I won't bore you with the details, baby. I don't even wannna waste your time. Let's just say that maybe you could help to ease my mind." (Song)
Fast Love - George Michael: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

It's well documented that Howard Wilkinson was the last Englishman to manage a Prem/Div 1 title winning club. But who was the last prior to him?
Howard Kendall (Everton 1987): Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Well, my query from Saturday about who would officiate at the FA Cup Final was soon answered as the FA confirmed today that Rob Styles would take command of the potential powderkeg game between Man United and Arsenal. Now, this could have been worse in truth as Styles is certainly one of the more improved referee's around, especially since the unofficial relaxation of the rules last season, giving the ref's some leeway as regards bookings. Back in 2002, Styles took charge of Leeds' game at Spurs - the game where Leeds boss Terry Venables threw a dead ball straight back to a Spurs player in the build up to one of Tottenham's two goals. Whilst the media had a field day with the former Spurs boss, my own recollection of the match was how we ended up with eleven men on the pitch as Styles stuck firmly to the directives given and booked seemingly every slightly late tackle, even though there was hardly a bad challenge in the match! On that Sunday afternoon, we had SEVEN players booked (Spurs had three!) and perhaps it went some way to changing the attitudes of Styles and the rules overall. In recent times, I've been impressed with Styles as a ref as he seems to communicate well with the players and even does his job with a smile on his face. Hopefully I'm not tempting fate, but it seems as good an appointment as any.

Tuesday 19th April 2005
"Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise. Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice." (Song)
Rio - Duran Duran: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Leeds keeper Neil Sullivan has played for four different London clubs, including just one game on loan at one club. Which four?
Wimbledon, Spurs, Chelsea and Palace (on loan): Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Now and again, there's one story that seems to run and run until you're sick of the sight of it on the back pages. Remember how the Sol Campbell `will he leave Spurs and where will he go?` story seemed to go on for months before eventually ending how most of us felt that it would in the first place? The next one could well be the Rio Ferdinand new contract routine. His agent is today appealing to United to make him the best paid defender in the world and is effectively holding the club to ransom with his, "He loves it in Manchester and wants to stay but it depends on United, not him if it happens" speech yesterday. You can't blame agent and player for striving for more money, even though he's already on the sort of salary that we could only dream of. Ultimately it's down to the clubs as to what they will or won't pay and the agents will stretch the clubs as far as possible. Personally I'd be amazed if he left United, but to save seeing his face on the back pages for the next five months, just get it sorted asap...please!

Wednesday 20th April 2005
"I used to feel disguised, now I leave the mask behind. Painting pictures that aren't so blue, the pages I've turned are the lessons I've learned." (Song)
Welcome To My Truth - Anatascia: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Which unenviable record did Middlesbrough's Robert Stuart set in season 1934-35?
Most own goals in a season (5): Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Okay, I freely admit it. I forgot that there were two Prem games on last night! Ultimately both games ended level at 1-1 as Bolton blew the chance to go fourth whilst Southampton moved out of the drop zone, whilst Fulham boss Chris Coleman was left fuming by a late penalty which allowed Middlesbrough to earn a point at the Riverside (the ref incidentally was Rob Styles!). Still, I have a good excuse for forgetting as firstly I was watching the snooker on BBCi and then, when my daughter decided that she wanted `How Clean Is Your House?` taped ("It's on past my bedtime!") I caught part of Hells Kitchen on ITV which my wife was watching. Surprisingly it made for entertaining watching as the previously placid Gary Rhodes got well and truly would up, whilst his French counterpart - one Jean-Christophe Novelli - who had been Mr Nice Guy until last night, totally flipped when one of his team accidentally put a beef sauce onto a vegatarian dish! Cue a flying plate, complete with food, followed closely by various cooking implements as he kindly told Mr Screw-Up (who was later voted out!) to `kindly leave my kitchen`, although in truth he nearly melted ITV's bleep machine in doing so. Strangely addictive viewing, although I'm not going to forget that Chelsea v Arsenal is on tonight.

Thursday 21st April 2005
"I don't think that Arsenal's home form is a sturdy enough basis for marriage and parenthood, do you?" (Film)
Fever Pitch: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Duncan Ferguson began his professional career with which Scottish club?
Dundee United: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Wow, that was a night and a half of football eh. It's hard to know where to begin so lets start at the top with the game that I chose to watch as Chelsea inched closer to the title with a goalless draw against nearest rivals Arsenal. In truth, it was one of the better 0-0's that I've seen, at least until the final 10-15 minutes when both clubs seemed happy to keep what they had. Arsenal had the better possession, Chelsea had the better chances, yet it wasn't a bad result for either considering what happened at Goodison. Ten years ago, a Duncan Ferguson header beat Man United and put a dent in their title challenge. Last night it happened again (although the title challenged had been dented a while back!) as United lost the game, their heads and probably second place as all frustrations spilled over from two experienced players who should know better. Gary Neville, obviously being goaded by the fans, thought it a good idea to purposely kick the ball into the front rows of the Family Enclosure, causing at least one fan to be hit and stewards and police to rush over. He also decided to do it with the referee right behind him, so not the most intelligent idea in the world. Then Paul Scholes also saw red as he kicked out at Kevin Kilbane, almost sending his testicles into orbit, Thankfully he caught him on the thigh, but the outcome was the same. Two experienced pro's who should have known better and, with all due respect, it's too easy an option to blame a weak referee.

Elsewhere, biggest cheer from me (apart from hearing of big Dunc's goal) came when I heard that Norwich had scored in the final seconds against Newcastle to clinch a dramatic win. Having already conceded a stoppage time equaliser, it looked as though a point was all they'd get, but victory leaves just two points seperating the bottom four and a classic end of season dogfight looks on the cards. The problem is from a personal viewpoint, I'd like to see three of the four stay up and that looks very unlikely now. Still, as long as Palace disappear, then that'll do me!

Saturday 23rd April 2005
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?" (Film)
Stand By Me: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

In 1993, which former England international had a brief ten month spell in charge at Sunderland?
Terry Butcher: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Sorry for lack on an entry yesterday, however illness and other boring mundane reasons sadly stopped me. Back to reality today though...

It's hotting up at the bottom boys and girls with Norwich and Palace both winning at both effectively flipping the bottom four on their heads, then the pressure is fully on Southampton who play at Portsmouth (!!) tomorrow and West Brom who need to bounce back from being hammered at Boro today with a midweek clash at Blackburn. It's unusual, with just three full sets of games left, for nothing to be decided at the foot and will all clubs involved still very much in with a chance of survival. But that's good as it keeps the interest alive for neutrals, not to mention the tension factor for those involved.

Of course, at the top it's a different matters with Chelsea almost there after their win against Chelsea today. If they win at Bolton next weekend or indeed if Arsenal fail to beat Spurs in two days time, then the title is officially Chelsea for only the second time in their history. Personally I reckon Arsenal will win on Monday and keep the pressure on Chelsea who actually have a tricky run-in with trips to the Reebok, Old Trafford and St James Park to come!

Liverpool and Bolton must have been delighted before kicking off their respective games today having already heard that fourth placed Everton had only drawn at home to Birmingham. Two hours later, Everton much have been thrilled after Bolton only drew at Villa and Liverpool lost at Palace! If Liverpool fail to qualify for the CL, either via the league or by winning the competition itself, then they'll surely only have themselves to blame having pulled back a big gap last month and now doing their best to throw it away as Everton enjoy a four point cushion.

Finally, congrats to Sunderland who are back in the Prem after two seasons away. It's worth remembering how dreadfully they went down with an amazing run of 17 successive defeats and no win in 22 games if you include the start of the following campaign. Boss Mick McCarthy came in halfway through that run and couldn't initially halt the slide, however given time and a little patience, he guided them to the play offs last season and promotion, possibly as Champions, this time around. Maybe a few more chairman should try the `time and patience` plan?

Sunday 24th April 2005
"My skin is like a map, where my heart has been and I can't hide the marks, but it's not a negative thing." (Song)
I Bruise Easily - Natasha Bedingfield: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Antti Niemi has played for which two Scottish clubs?
Hearts and Rangers: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Anyone coming in late to watch today's South Coast derby would have ended up sorely disappointed! Indeed as local derbies go, it was pretty drab stuff for the best part of an hour, however the opening half an hour or so had just about everything! Doubtless it'll be remembered for a series of howlers from Saints keeper Antti Niemi who was at fault for two of the goals and possibly a third as well. Equally memorable were Lua-Lua's two goals, not to mention his usual celebration, during which for his first, he may well have been injured and his boss was trying to get him off when he scored his second and Pompey's fourth! Sadly, his departure spelled the end of the main excitement, not that it would ultimately worry the Pompey fans who saw their club just about maintain their Prem status but also keep their bitter rivals bottom!

I'd be the first to admit that I'm not the biggest Wayne Rooney fan. On the pitch, his talent is unbelievable and he has the stunning ability to reign at the highest level for years to come. That said, his petulance and temper on the pitch when things aren't going well (note his `tackle` on James Milner today) and his, shall we say, off the field antics, are likely to become as big a headline grabbers as his skill, so he needs to redress the balance. To say the least, he went some way to doing that today with easily one of the best goals I've seen all season and one which will be in most Goal Of The Season competitions this season. His stunning long range volley topped even Tony Yeboah's efforts whilst at Leeds (that was hard to admit!!) and will be deserving of all the accolades that will come his way before United next play or before the next front page media headline. Top class stuff from Rooney who needs now to channel all that negative energy into what he does best and we saw that we a vengance today!

Monday 25th April 2005
"I can program a computer, choose the perfect time. If you've got the inclination, I've got the crime." (Song)
Opportunities - Pet Shop Boys: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Oliver Bierhoff, Laurent Blanc, Zinedine Zidane and David Trezeguet all have what goalscoring feat in common?
All scored Golden Goals in major competitions: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

It was interesting to read Alan Smith's comments today about how happy he is at Man United, despite the lack of football and goals! Naturally enough to doesn't want to leave Old Trafford and is happy to stay. Fair enough really and pretty much what you'd expect to hear when asked, however it might be that he doesn't have an awful lot of choice. I like the guy, despite other Leeds fans hating him for his move last summer (although it might surprise you how few of those there are) and would love to see him have a successful career over the next decade, however United look likely to have to sell to buy this summer and Smith may well be one of those who will be of any marketable value without hitting superstar status (Rooney, Rio, maybe Van Nistelrooy?). Newcastle have been linked with him, as have Aston Villa and you just wonder how United would react if a decent sized bid came in for the Yorkshire lad.

Tuesday 26th April 2005
"Beef, yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for "beef that has been roasted." (Film)
Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Spurs last beat Arsenal in the league in Nov 1999. Which title winner scored the decisive goal?
Tim Sherwood: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

So, Jose has his way again and gets the opportunity to allow his Chelsea side to win the title themselves rather than via another result. I couldn't see Arsenal slipping up last night, despite the unpredictability of local derbies and so it turned out, although judging by the early miss from Reyes and then the later header wide by Robbie Keane, the Gunners did their utmost to avoid winning!! All told though it was fairly comfortable until the final few minutes and sets it up for Chelsea to do their bit against Bolton, which won't be easy at all. Too often in the early days of the Prem, a club clinched the title courtesy of someone else slipping up. I remember Man United's first title being won when Villa failed to win at home to Oldham and then again a year or so later when Coventry beat Blackburn on a Monday night game. And of course, it happened to Leeds....

Yes, thirteen years ago today - Sunday 26th April 1992 - Leeds won the old first division after a heart stopping afternoon of football. Nowadays, two games on the same day affecting the title would probably be split to different days, albeit both live. Back then, we had Sheffield United v Leeds as a lunchtime kick off, but only 45 minutes of highlights ahead of live coverage of Liverpool v Man United. We were a point ahead prior to kick off(s) with one more game to go afterwards and thanks to one of the strangest games I've ever listened to and then watched, we somehow fluked a 3-2 win at Bramall Lane, a game which included two own goals (including the winner) and a serious leg injury to the Sheffield keeper - the late Mel Rees - which certainly helped our cause. Liverpool then beat United 2-0 - a game which I believe saw Ian Rush score for the first time against United in 20-odd games - and the title was ours. An awful lot has happened since, but you could say the same for most clubs I guess. Great day though!

Wednesday 27th April 2005
"Spitting in my eyes and I still see. Tried to keep me down, I'm breaking free." (Song)
You Had Me - Joss Stone: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Who was the last player to be sent off in a competitive match at Wembley?

I only caught the second half of the Champions League semi between Milan and PSV, however at the end I was left wondering what might have been had Jon Dahl Tomasson not netted that late second goal for the Italian side. At 1-0, it looked tight for the second leg and PSV were certainly not sitting back and holding on, indeed they were unlucky a couple of times not to snatch an away goal. Now, whether they can score twice at home without reply is another matter and it only emphasises how crucial that second goal could be. What a revelation Tomasson is now compared to the player we saw in the Prem at Newcastle under the guidance of Kenny Dalglish. Okay, he had his moments, but his spell in England could hardly be called earth-shattering. I guess some players are more suited to the Prem than others.

Speaking of vital goals, West Brom must be rueing the Blackburn equaliser last night which kept them in the bottom three. A win would have given the Baggies a two point cushion above the bottom three, but now they are left level on points with Palace and Norwich in one of the closest relegation battles in years. The problem now for West Brom is that their next two games are against Arsenal and Man United, whereas Southampton play both Norwich and Palace over the same period, meaning of course that points will be picked up by any or all of them. It's been a turbulent season for West Brom, but you just feel that their chance has gone.

Thursday 28th April 2005
"The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive." (Film)
Full Metal Jacket: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

Despite being holders, Liverpool surprisingly lost in the first round of the 1978-79 European Cup competition. Which fellow English club beat them?
Nottm Forest: Correctly answered by Helen Lloyd

So, after all the hype and build up, what did the great English public think of the Chelsea v Liverpool clash? Well, actually, not a lot! Maybe expectations were a little too high, but save for a half an hour spell in the first half, it was all a little drab. In an interview afterwards, Frank Lampard admitted that first priority was not conceding an away goal, followed by scoring one. They managed the first part well but found the second a little harder. The first half was played in `Premiership` mode for the most part and there were times when I felt that an opening goal wasn't far away, however the second half seemed to revert to `Continental` mode and even the arrivals of Mssrs Robben and Cisse failed to make an major impact. So, let that be a lesson to all. For big games, lower the expectation level somewhat and not end up disappointed. I'll still watch the second leg though!

Friday 29th April 2005
"There is a big, knappy hair in my sundae." (Film)
Super Size Me: Correctly answered by KirstyMD

Who scored three penalties when Sweden beat Moldova 6-0 in June 2001?
Henrik Larsson: Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

Earlier in the week, the FA had the screaming ab-dabs over comments made by Sir Alex Ferguson when he suggested that it was `sinister` how few penalties Man United had been awarded this season. It was largely in relation to the holding incident on Alan Smith in the Newcastle game that sparked it off, however all season, yours truly here has been keeping an on-site record as regards penalties on my stats page and whilst it may be considered a little sad (!!), lets go into Lloyd Grossman mode and `look at the evidence`.

Right, United have been awarded four penalties this season, all before Christmas. This is actually on a par with Chelsea and MORE than Arsenal - their two main title contenders. In fact, only FIVE clubs in the Prem have received more penalties over the course of the season - Man City, Portsmouth and Villa have all had five, Bolton have had six whilst Palace are miles ahead with an unbelievable TWELVE!!! Below United are Arsenal, Birmingham, Blackburn, Newcastle and Norwich, all of whom are on three. Then comes Southampton, West Brom and Everton on two, whilst Middlesbrough and Spurs have had just one spot kick this season. That said, spare a thought for poor old Charlton who've yet to have a single penalty. But who do they play this weekend? Yep, Man United!! Now wouldn't it just be ironic if.....???? So overall, United don't fare that badly but I guess that as they attack so much the potential for fouls in the area is higher and if we analysed penalty claims against actual awards, then maybe that's a different matter.

Finally, a total of 72 penalties have been awarded in the Prem this season, fifteen of which have been missed. Good or bad ratio? You decide ;)

Saturday 30th April 2005
"Feel the rain like an English summer. Hear the notes from a distant song." (Song)
Fade to Grey - Visage: Correctly answered by Marcus Ellis

Just one of the starting XI from Nottm Forest's 1980 European Cup winning side is currently a manager of a top division club in Britain. Who?
Martin O'Neill (Celtic): Correctly answered by Matt Robbins

So much to talk about today, but we simply have to start with Chelsea officially Premiership Champions 2004/05. Okay, so they had an element of luck in a scrappy game against Bolton, but over the course of the season, few can surely deny them their first title in 50 years and only the second in their history. Some will moan about the amount of cash spent but as I've mentioned before, Man United and Arsenal have also spent copious stashs of money in recent years to win (or try and win) the title and of course other trophies. I for one am delighted for Chelsea. I know a fair few Chelsea fans, even here in East Somerset and am thrilled for them as much as the team and of course, Jose Mourinho, and it's worth recalling that when Chelsea hit top spot last November, he predicted that his club would clinch the league...at Bolton at the end of April!!! Wow!!! I wonder if he knows tonight's lottery numbers??

At the bottom, it's so, so tight! With West Brom having a game in hand (Monday at home to Arsenal) there is just ONE point between the bottom four, three of which will definately go down this season now. Palace got a superb point at Newcastle today whilst Southampton and Norwich met and produced one of those crazy games that only seem to occur in relegation battles. They shared six first half goals before a late winner hoisted Saints from bottom to 17th in one fell swoop! Palace v Saints is another six pointer next week and what odds on another goal fest. Best sight of the afternoon was watching totally biased Matt Le Tissier having kittens whilst watching the above game. A former player turned true fan! Nice to see.

So what of the Championship? Well, Sunderland are up as Champions whilst Wigan and Ipswich are level on points for the second place with one game left. The play offs are also tight, but spare a thought for Nottm Forest. On May 28th 1980, I watched them, via a little black and white portable TV whilst on a camping holiday, retain the European Cup with a 1-0 win against Hamburg in Madrid. Today, they became the first European Cup/Champions League winners to drop into the third tier of the English leagues. A massive slump in just 25 years and so ironic that it should happen so soon after the death of Brian Clough.

Finally, a word on Coventry. Their final game at Highfield Road today ended in a 6-2 win against play off hopefuls Derby, prompting Jeff Stelling on Sky to wonder when they last hit six at home. Now, isn't it wierd how you somehow keeper little memories from years back stored away at the very darkest corners of your mind. I can recall in my early years at my final school, we had a Coventry fan in the class (Unusual as most were Liverpool or Man Utd back then) called Matthew (Matt) and after they beat Sunderland 6-0 one midweek evening, he came in the following day and scrawled the result in massive letters on the blackboard, leaving it there for the teacher to see. Okay, it was not the most inspiring or best memory of school, but it came back to me when Stelling asked the metaphorical question and then within a few minutes, stated that Coventry last hit six at home against Sunderland in 1982! Spooky.

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